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Running. For as long as I can remember I've been exceptional at running. I guess that isn't saying much since you don't remember much as a kid... At least that's what Itachi-nii says... or maybe its that you don't remember much about yourself as a kid when you get older... ya, that was it! Oh yeah... back to running.

Guessing from previous experiences you, as readers, are probably either wondering why I'm running or don't really care and will probably skip over a couple paragraphs to get to the interesting stuff. For those of you who are actually wondering why, I was currently being chased by many girls, some of which I've never even seen before.

Running down the path going left from my house, I was met with the giant wall surrounding Konoha. My first instinct would have been to head right toward the villages exit/entrance, but a small hole near its base caught my attention. i was still young and even though I'd never admit it to anyone, small, and small enough to fit in that hole.

"SAAAASSSSUKEEE!" Many high-pitched voices screamed. This was enough to spring me out of my thoughts and into action.

Sprinting over to the small hole I went face first and wiggled through until, to my surprise, I got stuck. Do keep in mind, I was very small, so this hole wasn't that big at all. The thing was that my hips wouldn't fit. (Dat booty do :3) Struggling and flailing my legs in a frenzy i tried to wiggle my way through, ending in utter failure.

"SSSAAAASSSUKEEEE-KUN!"

Oh sweet mother of sharingans. I was so fricking screwed. Out of all the bloody times to get stuck, now is when it happens?! Are you fucking serious?! What was I going to do?!

"Well isn't this... peculiar." I looked up toward the mysterious voice in confusion. My vision was met by two very big, animalistic eyes, bright yellow in color. A small snout was flicking, snigging me in wonder. It took me a while to actually comprehend the creature before me, and when I did, I jumped back in fear.. (which was pretty hard considering I was stuck)

"Don't be scared I won't hurt you!" The voice was surprisingly feminine. Did she really think that I was scared? I wasn't scared! Is she even a she?

"Which way did he go?!" Oh please no... not them. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a puff of smoke, and I looked forward to see a hand held out toward me.

"Need some help getting out of that?"

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Hey, first off I wanted to get the prologue up. I promise the actual chapters ail be longer. Hope you enjoyed. Review, it really helps!

Peace.