Jim Henson was working on a new muppet for his brand new T.V. show, "Happy Fun Time Puppets Wow" when Colonel Sanders walked in and said "Dat ass is looking extra crispy today". Jim Henson replied by saying "That's so gross. Why would you even say that? Why would you plant that horrifying image in my brain?" The colonel responded, "Because what the fuck else would I say? I'm Colonel Sanders. I don't really have much of a personality beyond KFC." "Fair enough", said Jim Henson. "What did you want, anyways?" Henson inquired. Colonel Sanders walked further into the room, got uncomfortably close to Jim Henson, and softly whispered "I wanted to tell you that for the next 2 weeks, our extra crispy chicken nuggets will be half off". Jim stared blankly at the colonel. That definitely was not what he was expecting to hear. Smacking Sanders in the face with the muppet arm he was holding, Jim ran outside. He was unable to control his tears and he didn't want the colonel to see him crying. "Why can't I just tell him how I feel?" He asked himself quietly. Colonel Sanders, who had been running after Jim, finally caught up with him after a moment and asked why he was acting like a tsundere bitch. Jim replied, "Its because I love you, you extra crispy twatwaffle!" Sanders was shocked. He had been in love with Jim since they had first met 6 hours ago. "I love you too. I'm sorry I didn't tell you but I was scared if rejection because people in fanfics are always melodramatic pussies." They then held hands and walked off into the sunset wearing muppet hoodies to keep themselves from getting an extra crispy sunburn. Get it? Extra crispy? Cause its Colonel Sanders? Ok I get it. Its not funny anymore. I'll stop. They had a beautiful wedding attended by kermit the frog and the Popeyes lady. And then they fucked.
The end.