KFK: Well, I was going to post this before I left for this trip but for some reason it wouldn't submit when I wanted it to, so I decided to take the laptop with me to try and get it to submit while I'm there. Hope you enjoy the story! (Sorry if it's not all that funny, I wrote it really early in the morning so I wasn't exactly in my right state of mind.)

Disclaimer: If I owned this anime I wouldn't be running from lawyers. I'd be running from my publishers dogging me to write something. Big difference.

It had started with one little snowball. That's all. Nothing like this was meant to happen. At least that's the answer that Uzumaki Naruto was going to swear was true should anyone ask.

Earlier:

Snickering, Naruto carefully rolled a snowball and hid it behind his back. He then began to make his way over to a certain pink-haired kunoichi that was relaxing on a park bench, taking in the morning's winter air. Which meant she was totally taken by surprise when she was suddenly hit in the side of the head with something?

Sakura jumped to her feet and looked in the direction that the flying menace had come from. And there she saw the blonde smiling like he'd gotten away with it. Like hell he had. She, instead of her usual cracking him upside the head, decided to play his game. She scooped a large handful of snow and rolled it, which is around the time that Naruto figured it would be a good time to start running.

Taking aim, Sakura raised the makeshift weapon and threw with all her might. As far as aim, she got very, very close. Too bad that at the last second Naruto ducked. This meant that the snowball collided with someone that was behind Naruto. And that just so happened to be Kiba. Kiba turned and smirked when he saw who had attacked him. And his response was the same as Sakura's to Naruto. He threw a snowball at her.

For some reason throughout the day, several very well known shinobi had very bad aim. For after throwing only a hand full of snowballs, Naruto got Sakura, Sakura got Kiba, Kiba got Kakashi, Kakashi got Anko, Anko took out half a block of people, and pretty soon everyone on the streets had dropped what they had been doing for the day and had taken part in a snowball fight that had somehow split off into two opposing forces: Men Vs. Women.

Naruto and the other men had taken shelter behind several random building structures while the women had constructed a large snow mound to fight behind. And for a while it stayed fairly tame. And then Tsunade and Jiraiya had gotten involved.

Tsunade and Jiraiya had been discussing some things about Konoha's security when they were interrupted by a wave of snow going past the window. Needless to say, that spiked their curiosity. Jiraiya's eyes lit up as soon as he saw what the area had been turned into. He had started to run to join the other males when Tsunade pulled him back.

"What the hell is going on here?" She shouted, and everyone stopped in the middle of their fighting. "Well, you see Tsunade-sama…" That was what Shizune, trying to hide the evidence, had begun to say but there was no need to finish her excuse. Why, you might ask? Because the Toad Sannin had just shoved a large handful of snow right into the Slug Sannin's face.

Tsunade went rigid for a while before she began to shake. That's when the hermit ran behind the pillar that Naruto was using as cover. Tsunade calmly brushed the snow off of her face before glaring icily at the males' defense line.

"Who dies first?"

Again, I apologize if it's not all that great. Hope to hear what you think about it!