Road Trip!!!!
Ok, so we all know that the Inuyasha characters can't drive... they don't even know what a car is! But watch what happens when Kagome introduces cars to them...
Deep down in the jungle are... monkeys.Ok, deep down in the desert are our frieds from Inuyasha who got lost on their way to Spring Break... (pretend their al teens!)
"Inuyasha are we lost?!" Kagome said
"OH CRUDBUCKETS!!!! Women, we are not lost!!! The directions are bougus, that's all!!!" Inuyasha said
"-sigh- Men..." (Songo)
"Men what?!" (Miroku)
"You know fully well what!" (Songo)
"No I don't!" (Miroku)
"Could ya'll shut the front door up?! I'm the one drivin' this stupid 14th century thing!" (Iunyasha)
"This actully fit through the well..." (Kagome)
"Unfortantly, we should have gotton a rental. At Hertz." (Inuyasha)
"Enterprise is better." (Miroku)
"No, Carmax you dumb bastard!!!" (Songo)
"Nah!!! I like Avis!" (Kagome)
"Wow. Ya'll need lives so I can take them from you." (Seeshomaru)
"Shut up Seeshomaru!!! Your only here because of nana!!!" (Inuyasha)
"I didn't know you had a grandma!! How cool." (Kagome)
"Uh...Kagome... You've only seen nana, But you don't wanna meet her. She doesn't fancy you well..."(Inuyasha)
"Gasp! Why?!" (Kagome)
"Well, cause a sh-..." (Inuyasha)
"She thinks your a slut" (Seeshomaru)
"What in fucks name?!" (Kagome)
"Uh, uh... Grandma's goe grimny!" (Songo)
"What's the big deal? I like wars." (Miroku)
"Then what are you doing with me?" (Songo)
"You were an exception to my daily promiscouos ways?" (Miroku)
"Vey touching cheap stuff!!!" (Songo)
"You suck Seeshomaru!" (Inuyasha)
"You suck toes." (Seeshomaru)
"You suck at life!" (Inuyasha)
"You suck straws! (HAHA!!)" (Seeshomaru)
"AHHHHHHH!!!! I'LL KILL YOU DEAD YOU GAY PUNK!!!!" (Inuyasha)
"sniffle I AM NOT GAY!!!! sniffle" (Seeshomaru)
"Explain your strange taste in furs you tranvestisite!" (Inuyasha)
"Take that back!!" (Seeshomaru)
"Hells nah!!!" (Inuyasha)
"Say sorry now! Inu-sniffle Yasha!!!" (Seeshomaru)
"You aren't my mother!!! -though you do look like it...- --" (Inuyasha)
"Are you calling me a girl!..." (Seeshomaru)
"NO!!!! I'm calling you a manly man that's big a strong who isn't hurt easily. OF COURSE I'M CALLING YOU A GIRL YOU BITCH FAGGOT!!!" (Inuyasha)
"How rude you shit head." (Seeshomaru)
"At least shit heads can be straight." (Inuyasha)
"I will NEVER have kids with him..." (Kagome)
"Sniff sniff Hey, is something burning?" (Miroku)
"(Gasp) IT'S THE ENGINE!!!! SWEET MOTHER OS SHIT!!!" (Songo)
"That was kinda crude..." (Miroku)
"WHO CARES IF IT WAS FUCKING CRUDE!!! WE WILL ALL BE PUSHING DAISES IF WE DON'T GET OUT OF THIS DAMN CAR!!!!!" (Songo)
"She's PMSing." (Miroku)
"How would you know, manhoer." (Inuyasha)
"Well, after a couple of cocktails you-" (Miroku)
"TMI!!!!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Seeshomaru, Kagome, Inuyasha)
"So much for telling stories." (Miroku)
(Fumes fill the car...)
"My doggie senses are overwhemled!!" (Inuyasha)
"Miroku, was that you?" (Seeshomaru)
"Hellz no! Hmph!" (Miroku)
"She's gonna blow!!!!" (Songo)
Everyone gets out of the car and runs for cover barley escaping.
KABOOM!!!!
"Is everyone ok?" (Inuyasha)
"NO!!! MY NAIL BROKE!!!" (Seeshomaru)
"Good. Everyone's ok..." (Inuyasha)
"Damn you..." (Seeshomaru)
THE END!!!!!!