"I choose you, Biebermon, go!"
Yelled Gary Oak, who was a budding Pokémon trainer from Pallet Town. Gary threw a very crappy all red bootleg Pokeball onto the battlefield. A stunning and elegant light show burst out of the Pokeball, and it began to stir up the debris on the ground. It was as if God himself has descended to Earth. But what came out was Biebermon, which is God's worst creation. Ever.
What emerged from the Pokeball was a questionable being. As the light began to dim, a silhouette became visible. Its posture was similar to that of a model that you may see on "Project Runway". Her gorgeous side-swept bangs seemed to be like something out of a magazine. The undeniable scent of roses filled the air around her. The Pokémon screeched "Baby, baby, baby…" at the top of her lungs and stopped as the dust began to settle.
Oh wait, this Pokémon was a male.
Almost a split second after the Biebermon was sent into battle the trainer opposing Gary Oak, who had yet to draw his Pokémon, burst out into laughter. It was almost uncontrollable, and tear streaks were easily visible going down the sides of his face.
"W-What is that?" He yelled, trying to contain his laugher. "It-It is so hideous! D-Does it even have its own gender?"
Naturally, Gary Oak was just a wee bit frustrated at the trainer. After all, this man was making fun of his Pokémon!
"H-Hey, you need to shut up…" He began to say, with his voice elevating in pitch and volume as he went on.
The man fell to his knees because he was laughing so hard and died from suffocation. This was because the man had a cold, and was congested. Naturally, because of all his laughing, he couldn't breathe through his mouth. Obviously this would kill any person, so he died.
Gary immediately began scolding Biebermon, and ignored the dead man. "Biebermon, you made him die with your hideousness! Now how are we going to buy those potions? You're so weak that we need to buy 20 at every town we hit! Augh…."
Frustrated, Gary kicked Biebermon, and Biebermon squealed.
"Well, anyways, since we did defeat this trainer, I think it is about time that we go and fight our first GYM in Pewter City" Gary Oak announced to himself. "Well, get back into your Pokémon you useless piece of woman. Let's go!"
Biebermon moaned and got back into his Pokeball, for someone as great as Gary Oak wouldn't dare be seen with his Biebermon. It was by far too hideous to remotely compliment Gary Oak's astonishingly good looks.
And this is where their journey begins.