"THE PROPHECY:
Moments before the destruction of the universe as We know it, Teapot, the orange-juice-filled savior will arise from the deptHs of hell and screech with the power of a thousAnd suns. Then, at the speed of light, Teapot will zip to the tennis courts of the nearest High school, in order to slam a highly attractive teenager in the chEst with a modified tennis ball. By that time, Bill Nye will have made it there with the powers of his science, and they will Fight to the bloodiest of deaths. But alas, that is not all! Ebola's Ugly symptoms will become air born, and Bill Nye will emit a roar of astonishing viCtory in Darwinism, milliseconds before Teapot Keenly stabs him through the chest with a Pomeranian puppy. AND YET, TEAPOT IS STILL A BLOODTHIRSTY FIEND. At this time, the world will start erupting lava and MECHA-ZOMBIE-HITLER-9000 will arrive from the UFO's that have been watching all along! They will abduct everyone and eat their souls, then feed the remaining body to the Cthulhu King! Then, the world will end!"
"What the hell?" Said Drake.
"I dunno, man, it's something I found under my desk in English class…" Replied Lil Jon.
"Oh. That's weird, haha."
"Turn down for what, amirite"
"Gtfo Jon"
As Jon was getting the f out, the ground shook. The depths of hell opened up, and a Teapot arose.
"Dude that ecstasy really works don't it." He thought to himself, as he walked into the sunset, moments before the destruction of the universe as we know it.
FIN