Intro:
Disclaimer: I own nothing. My friend even owns me. Besides if I owned Slipknot they would never play live again, well at least not for you.
Slipknot invents the Earth. Members of Slipknot are God. Earths Greatest Defenders, turned evil wage war. Their leader Vin Diesel, wants to rule the world. But Slipknot vows to defend it. Vin was corrupted(by his best friend who's not important), he brainwashes the rest of EGD so that he may rule the world. But in the realm of Awesome Metal Music, Slipknot prepares. It turns out that EGD cannot be changed back. They remain insane forever. So now for the most violent war ever to be existed that actually happened last month. Just not to anyone's knowledge of course, because it happened the week after God existed but they bitch slapped him and told him to find another planet to screw up with so it was smooth sailing. And thus this is how Slipknot saved the world.
Characters:
Earth's Greatest Defenders:
Abraham Lincoln
George Washington
Spiderman
Agent Smith
Scorpion
Tony Hawk
Bill Nye
Will Shatner
Vin Diesel - leader
Slipknot:
Sid Wilson # 0
Joey Jordison # 1
Paul Gray # 2
Chris Fehn # 3
Jim Root # 4
Craig Jones # 5
Shawn Crahan # 6
Mick Thomson # 7
Corey Taylor # 8
A/N: If you find something off with my story, like where the scenes take place, just go with it. Don't question it, that's how Slipknot likes it.
This is the first time I've taken an intrest in a story I've written. It was a project for school and was suppose to be like a page long. Well I got carried away with it and now it's like 9 pages long. I think it has potential.
I had my friends read it and they said it was good. So let me know what you think. I hope they weren't lying.
Sorry if I offended you with the bitch slap to God but it was a tribute to one of my favorite movies.
So let me know if I should upload more scenes. Cause I know some jerkwad is gonna be like, " That little paragraph was nine pages!"