Ex-V: this is a tottal crackfic, made especially to amuse you! i hope you enjoy!
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Emmet Spun to face his borthers. "Excuse me, did you two just challenge me?"
Edward smirked. "What if we did? Are you afraid?" Jasper chuckled, and Emmet fumed, reaching into his back pocket.
Jasper and Edward crouched, preparing for the vicious battle that was to come.
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Alice was calmly laying on her bed with fashion Weekly when a vision exploded behind her eyelids. Emmet, Jasper and Edward facing off in the front yard. She groaned. not again....
Dashing down the stairs, she called out to her parents and sister. "ROSALIE, CARLISLE, ESME! The boys are dueling again!"
Esme appeared in the kitchen, materializing next to her husband. "Again? oh, nooo...they'll ruin the yard!"
Rosalie burst out of her room, furious. "They better not wreck my cars!"
Alice sighed and, looked out the window at her hopelessly juvinile brothers. She saw Emmet draw a card dramatically, holding it victoriously over his head. "HA! BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!" he howled triumphintally. "ATTACK!"
Jasper screamed, and jumped backwards through the family shed, crying "My life points! NOOO!"
Rosalie launched herself out into the garden from the second floor. "That is it! Ever since you three discovered Yu-gi-oh, you've been completely idiotic and out of character!"
Edward turned, frowning darkly. "This female is interfering, Emmet. Let's send her to the SHADOW REALM!" He raised a card. "DARK MAGICIAN, GO!"
Nothing happened.
Rosalie exploded. "OH DEAR GOD, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "DARK MAGICIAN"! YOU'RE ALL INSANE!"
Emmet cried in outrage. "What! This female doubts the power of the heart of the cards!" Edward cringed, disgusted, and Jasper wailed from the wreckage of the shed he destroyed.
Rosalie ran up to Emmet, and ripped a card out of his hands. She tore it in half. Emmet jumped back, completely terrified. "NO! where did you get the power to destroy my Sacred box card?"
"I'm a freaking vampire! so are you!"
"No! Without my cards, I am nothing!" Emmet insisted. Edward cheered his agreement. Rosalie turned to him, grinning maniacly.
"Oh, Edward, you just wait until Bella hears about this...and you, Emmet...NO SEX FOR A WEEK!"
Emmet stared, a blank look on his face. "Sex? What? is that a new type of card?"
Rosalie nearly popped a vein. "I can't believe this...Its gotten completely out of hand!" She reached out, and snatched Emmets cards away. He roared, and flung out his arm in protest.
The blow caught poor Rosalie in the stomach, hurling her backwards through the house. She lay in defeated in the back yard for a moment, before sighing and getting up to go play pokemon, which, she reasoned, is a much funner game anyay.