20 Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort
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1. Call him the Dork Lard.
2. Call him Lord MoldyWart.
3. Give him a life sized blow up doll that looks like Harry Potter for Christmas.
4. Also give him a tub of lube to go with the doll.
5. Call him Half Brained. . . I mean blooded. (Or do I?)
6. Declare every third Wednesday of the month official Hug Voldemort day.
7. Ask him why he-must-not-be-named.
8. In the middle of a death eater meeting, insist that he make you waffles.
9. Throw a temper tantrum when he refuses.
10. When he gets all peeved off and kills someone, send him to his room without supper and tell him he "needs an attitude adjustment right now young man!"
11. Put a sign on his back that says "I'VE GOT BIEBER FEVER!"
12. Next, write on his arm that he wants to be the 'one less lonely girl'.
13. When he's sleeping, dress him up a Brittany Spears.
14. Then hide his robes so he can't change.
15. Take him to a tattoo parlor and trick him into getting a tramp stamp of Adam Lambert's face.
16. Ask him if his nose isn't the only body part missing.
17. Then hint gesture at his groin.
18. Ask him if he's such an all powerful LORD how he got defeated by an infant.
19. Then ask him why it took 13 years to return.
20. Every time he starts to get mad, start singing "IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL!" at the top of your lungs.