Literal Fusion
Cooped up in my room
Not a single regret
There's a pain in my thumb
I've still six bosses yet
The lamp on the ceiling is
Black as a cat
I think I just shot an
Alien type rat
My backlight is on
And it's bright as a bell
I think that Yakuza
Might just make me yell!
I want the powerups
Diffusion missiles
Jump-ball and High-jump and
Screw attack's vile
Just entered a save room
Seven hundred health
Just need a recharge room
I also need stealth
Through the crack in the wall
With my powerful beam
Must get into a ball
Have a high self-esteem
There's an energy tank
In the farthest right corner
I'm a power bank
But I am no mourner
Got powerbombs plenty
But missiles few
Must get this small bounty
Just need kill a few. . .
X parasites
In this small confined room
You may think they have rights
But they must go boom
X parasites
They're a dangerous bunch
If you aren't careful
They'll eat you for lunch
I wish I were Samus
But that's not the case
If I saw an X
It would munch on my face
But for her it is different
For she's now immune
When she last left the station
Infected too soon
They found a vaccine
And injected it fast
Now she is serene
And is having a blast
Now she's almost perfect
Just needs quite a few
Upgrades and weapons
And the space jump too
But alas I am playing
Not Samusnot you
I'm the controller
The one with the clue
A supposed strategy
Stay to the right
For when Serris comes
He won't put up a fight
I've tried it works
It's a great tip to use
But thus, it is your choice
It's your path to choose
I beat him I'm happy
I get an upgrade
He is the best boss
That I've ever played
Many more bosses
Are still yet to come
So if I get cocky
Consider me dumb
I know this it's happened
Experience tells
I had just beat a boss
And … Monster you tell!
We took him attacked him
Destroyed him you see
He'd not reached a save room
So depressed was he
Thanks for your help
But you're in which direction?
Just give me a yelp
And please answer my question
We'll tell you, we'll tell you
Of course we will son
Delusions, Illusions
Our kind of fun
But how did this happen?
I don't get it you see!
I was playing my game
Paying attention to ME!
That is what happens
Addicted you get
So much can then happen
Much danger you've met
But I'm not addicted
One hour, that's all
Then I eat dinner
So I will grow tall
No, you are wrong
Four hours it's been
We have been watching
And this is obscene!
You are addicted
It's now in your mind
It's driving you crazy
It now is your time
You are unhealthy
Too much GBA
If you do continue
You'll play day by day
Wasting away with terrible eyes
Seeing things that don't exist
If you do continue you will not die
But enter a world of eternal bliss