A Pair of Whites and the Unexpected Half-Asian
It was a warm summer day in the field of Hogwarts Elementary, Dumbledore was walking the field with his new spouse…. Gandalf the grey they had been married for 3 years now but their relationship was a strong as when they first met, they were passionate lovers. Some would be disgusted by the passion they showed, but others would glaze upon it as if it was the most beautiful thing. From a distance they looked like a sweet adorable couple that would love each other till the day they die but up close their relationship was more… Physical in nature to say the least. So, it was Friday night, this was there special night. Gandalf had just come back home from chiropractors, his back feeling sharp he asked Dumbledore "you may pass, the gates of heaven." Dumbledore replied in the most soothing deep voice (The same one he used to lecture Harry Potter) "oh goody." They proceeded to their bedroom closing the doors and other sources of light that entered the room. As you can imagine they got to business right away their safe words were, "you shall not pass." A few hours go by, that's right even though they were withered all over they could still last hours. As they were going at it grunts and all they heard a knock on the door they immediately through themselves of each other and suddenly Bellamy entered the room and started venting about how they were out of flaming hot Cheetos, "excuse me?" Dumbledore asked accusingly, Bellamy looked over and stepped back in shock "sorry for interrupting" he said while he tried to look anywhere but the naked withered sacks on the bed in front of him. That's when Clarke (Bellamy's wife) walked in and asked what the hell he was doing to which Bellamy replied, "Sorry Princess, walked into the wrong room."
"I can't believe you walked into my dad's having sex" (PLOT TWIST) Clarke said, "You know Friday was there special night"
"Yea babe, I know I'm sorry." Bellamy said
That's when Gandalf and Dumbledore asked, "How did you know about Friday nights" to which Clarke responded, "We've heard u for the last few weeks you sound like a pair of wet bagpipes."
Bellamy gave of a little smirk.
That's when Lincoln came into the room and asked if anyone had seen Octavia, he than noticed Dumbledore and Gandalf and asked "hey, can I join" to which they both nodded excitedly so he jumped in bed and they went to it.
Bellamy and Clarke feeling uncomfortable decided to leave they walked out the room awkwardly.
Clarke now feeling a little turned on asked Bellamy if they wanted to go do something. Bellamy started licking his lips, than he leaned Into Clarke and said let's make an ASMR tape and flick each other's ear lobes and rub elbows. And that's what they did for the next 3 hours.
The End
Dear reader: This is the first time I decided to write a fanfiction and the last. after doing so I realised how bad it was also I have destroyed 99 percent of my soul and have killed any remaining innocence I have.
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