Description: Erin Strauss gets bored one day and decides to have each team member tell a secret about their team mates. But what she hears from each member will shock her.
This is my very first fanfiction, so it's probably not that great, but I hope you enjoy it. :)
Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing in this story. The characters are not mine. They belong to someone else. No copyright intended.
"Confession is always weakness. The grave soul keeps its own secrets, and takes its own punishment in silence." -Dorthy Dix.
Chapter One
It's Wednesday morning and Erin Strauss is in her office, talking to herself about ways to get information on Hotch and his team. But unknown to her, the seven members are right outside the door listening.
"Man, I really hate Hotch and his team. They're always getting in my way of things." Erin Strauss said, talking to herself as if there were someone in the room with her.
Meanwhile outside the office…
Reid, Garcia, and Morgan are trying to listen to what Strauss is saying, when Prentiss and JJ catches them.
"What are you three doing?" JJ asked.
They were all too busy to turn around and face the two women who walked in, but Reid did speak to them. "Oh, hi JJ and Prentiss. You're not going to believe this, but Strauss is in there talking to herself."
"Hmm… Wouldn't surprise me. I always knew that bitch was crazy. So what is she talking about?" Prentiss asked.
"By what we're hearing, we believe she's trying to come up with a plan to get information on the seven of us." Garcia said.
After Garcia had said that, JJ and Prentiss were now interested in what Strauss was planning.
"Move it or lose it." JJ said as she and Prentiss made their way into the group. During the process, Prentiss accidently stepped on Morgan's foot.
"Prentiss, for the love of my foot, please get off it." Morgan painfully said.
"Sorry, gee for a man who works out a lot, you sound like a girl when your foot gets stepped on." Prentiss jokingly said.
While they are listening to Strauss talk to herself, Rossi and Hotch sneaks up behind them.
"What are you guys doing?" Hotch asked.
"Listening to Strauss talk to herself." Reid answered.
"You all do realize that eavesdropping is wrong, right?" Rossi asked.
"Yeah, Yeah whatever. And you do realize that it's wrong to wear a stuffed bra, right?" Prentiss rudely asked.
Rossi seemed to be a fit confused about what Prentiss just told him, until he realized she made a mistake.
"Uh, Prentiss that wasn't me. That was the unsub that we caught a week ago."
"Well, he looked exactly like you!"
"No he didn't! He was an Asian male, who was slightly overweight!"
"Will you two keep your voices down? We're trying to listen to what Strauss is saying! This could be very important information for us!" Hotch hissed through his teeth.
Shocked and surprise by Hotch's reaction, Prentiss and Rossi stopped arguing and joined the group.
Back in Strauss' office…
Still talking to herself, Strauss is now up and spinning around in circles.
"There has got to be a way for me to get information on those seven idiots. I mean seriously, how difficult can it be to get them to into trouble? Wait a minute, I know! I'll get each one of them to tell a secret about the others! I am a genius!" Strauss said with an evil laugh, before smacking face first into the wall.
"Thank God no one saw that. I really need to find a new hobby."
End of chapter one. Please tell me what you thought. :)