I HATE MY COMPUTER RIGHT NOW :) I downloaded Full Paper Moon (the Soul Eater intro) so I could burn it to a CD with the intent of jamming out to it all night. But NOOOOO, of course my computer had to go and be the ass that it is, and only record 47 seconds of the song. Then I tried again and it only recorded 48 seconds. Aren't I a lucky gal? :D And the worst part is that I kept the pitiful CD, instead of stomping on it and throwing it away like I should have. So I wrote this thing out of utter rage. Just so you know the full story and not be all WTF when you see this. Hahaha. MikanxNatsume randomness will always make me feel better!
NOTE: I know absolutely nothing about Facebook, because it is the devil. So if I get some things wrong, don't blame me.
Disclaimer: Ariisha-chan does not own Gakuen Alice. She does, however, own the rights to smash her computer.
200% and Stupid Quizzes
Mikan Sakura is bored as hell, all of her friends are asleep and she needs something to do.
Mikan Sakura is taking the Does He Love Me? quiz on Facebook!
1. First of all, do you even know the guy?
[x] Duh, why would I be taking this quiz then...
[] Yes, we're really good friends.
[] No, I've seen him a few times, but...
2. If you're sad and you message/call him late at night, he...
[x] Acts annoyed but listens to you.
[] Listens very patiently.
[] Tells you to fuck off.
3. He knows you like the back of his hand.
[x] Pretty much.
[] Somewhat.
[] Hell no! Why would I tell him anything?
4. When you talk to other guys in an intimate way...
[x] He presses you on exactly what you do/talk about, gets pissed, and goes to confront the guy(s).
[] Smiles and doesn't say anything.
[] I don't know him, so why should he care...?
5. Someone hurts your feelings. What does he do?
[x] Kills the guy and erases all evidence.
[] Comforts you.
[] Sits on the sidelines and laughs his ass off. (Probably.)
6. It's your birthday. He gets you...
[x] A thong, and tells you, "It's about time you grow up."
[] A teddy bear or something sweet.
[] Does air count?
7. Is he seeing other girls?
[x] Strangely enough, no. (Wth...is he waiting for me or something?)
[] I know he may like someone, but that's it.
[] A ton! I mean, he has a different chick every day...
8. You ask him to go somewhere with you. He...
[x] Grumbles and complains but goes with you anyway.
[] Says okay.
[] Looks at you like you're on drugs and walks away.
9. You bicker often.
[x] I can't help it! He pisses me off too much!
[] No, we're really good friends!
[] Yes, and if someone didn't stop us they'd elevate to fist fights...
10. If you asked him if he loves you, he'll...
[x] Keep his poker face on and look away mumbling something, but you can swear his face is tinting red.
[] Stutter something and say no.
[] Roll around on the ground laughing for a good ten minutes, then ask you if you're serious. Repeating as many times as necessary.
Get Quiz Result!
Mikan Sakura WTH? This thing is whacked!
Mikan Sakura took the Does He Love Me? quiz and got the result: 200% - Completely and utterly!
200% - Completely and utterly!
Yes, he does love you! He's completely and utterly devoted to you, and though he doesn't show it, he'll do anything for you. In fact, he loves you so much that the percentage went above the usual percentile. You didn't need to take the quiz to see something as obvious as that! And a quiz like this doesn't even need percentiles, we just felt like adding that in to emphasize the point!
Mikan Sakura ...
Saturday, June 16, 3:30 AM
SakuraMikan [3:30 AM]: Natsume! Natsume Natsume Natsume!
Auto reply from HyuugaNatsume: zzzzzzz
SakuraMikan [3:30 AM]: Come on!
SakuraMikan [3:31 AM]: Fine. I'll just PRETEND you're here.
SakuraMikan [3:31 AM]: Natsume...
SakuraMikan [3:32 AM]: ...
SakuraMikan [3:36 AM]: Do you love me? Honestly and truly?
Natsume Hyuuga confessed to Mikan Sakura at 6:39 AM!
1,000 others like this.
Mikan Sakura Wtf...were there that many people stalking us?
Natsume Hyuuga Apparently.
Sumire Shouda took the Does He Love Me? quiz and got the result: 0% - Not. At. All.
0% Not. At. All.
He hates you. Give the hell up. Go chase after someone else, why don't you.
50 others are laughing their asses off.
Sumire Shouda That is not cool. :(
Mikan Sakura You took the quiz referring to Natsume right?
Sumire Shouda ...Maybe I did.
Mikan Sakura LOL. :)
Natsume Hyuuga Serves you right, you stalker.
Mikan Sakura LOL again. :)
Sumire Shouda Life will never be right again.
Yome Kokoro You are forgetting that I'm still here. :)
Sumire Shouda Screw you.
Mikan Sakura and Natsume Hyuuga are now in a relationship.
100 others love this.
Mikan Sakura More stalkers...
Natsume Hyuuga Probably.
Ahhh. I feel much better now. :D I haven't written a story like this before. This is a first. :))
I was feeling so random and boreddd...oh yeah, and pissed about the CD thing. But ohh well. Now I'm not anymore, because I've liberated myself with this. LMAO.
Except I've got a headache now and my eyes are killing me and I need to crawl in bed right now to relax my limbs. I guess I'll go listen to my 48 seconds of Soul Eater wonderfulness. XD
And I dunno on the title too, btw. There is much bolding in here that is making my eyes hurt.
Roflmaolol; review pleasies! :D
Thanks for reading.
~Ariisha-chan