Title: Gone Astray
Prompt: Thumb
Genre: Humor
Rating: T
Characters: Miroku, Sango
Word Count: 250
Summary: CU It made little to no sense, and yet it unfortunately did. But he knew one thing for certain, that such a thing had never occurred to him whilst executing such an endeavor. (He knew it would very well lead to his possible end, but not like this…)
A/N: So random, it came to mind out of nowhere honestly. Smh. I thought of two possibilities for this prompt, and this idea won due to my active funny bone. ^_^
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Droplets of sweat had formed upon his forehead-his underarms promptly following suit despite the cool breeze that often did not allow of such. His eyebrows lowered in trepidation as he stared at her face, which was but a step away; his form placed behind her slayer-clad one.
Sango was angry, that much he could gather, if not from her lack of said emotion making itself present on her lovely face, then by the unblinking stare she set upon him.
Miroku always managed to find his goal, no matter the damsel. He would be the first to attest that the consequences were dire, as he would often find himself brought to a state of unconsciousness-when in good fortune a mere slap would suffice. But he knew luck was not his companion today, he knew so the moment Sango had turned slightly, as he reached to give her derriere its scheduled stroke-his hand lost sight of its target and had geared off course.
Even so, no matter how much he pondered on the situation, it could not change the fact that his thumb had found its way between the two cheeks he favored most, hosted slightly between the crevice-his palm and remaining fingers barely caressed air, hovering above its destination…
It did not help that his thumb conveyed the nervousness that coursed through his veins, and twitched.
Sango's eyebrow followed suit.
And Miroku could only marvel at the mere detail that he was still, in fact, alive.
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A/N: This was written for the LiveJournal community iyissekiwa.