Hello! This is just a short one- shot. Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, blahblahblah...ENJOY! Please review...
"Oh will you just shut up, Pansy!" Draco yelled at his stupid-ass girlfriend. He was only dating her to make his cute little friend jealous , so she would go out with him and being with Pansy so much was driving him insane.
"My little, Drae! I thought you liked talking to me!" Pansy squeaked.
"Well, you-you thought wrong! You're such a pain in Merlin's ass. So shut your mouth!"
"Fine!" Pansy whimpered and shut up.
Draco took out his Apple out of his bag and placed her on the table, staring deeply into the two little spots on her face. A few minutes of silence past and Draco just couldn't stand it anymore. He reached out for Pansy's mouth and brought it to his.
Ugh. She was the worst kisser, but at least it would make his Apple jealous. So they stated making out. A few people sitting in the common room made vomiting sounds but the couple didn't pull away.
All of a sudden, something hit him on the side of the face and fell into his lap. He pulled away from Pansy and looked down.
There she was. His Apple, looking at him with such a pleading look that he dismissed the laughing sound coming from under the table, which sounded a lot like Blaise's. Pansy was saying something to him, but he ignored it. Nothing had been more intense than this moment. He caressed Apple with his two hands and walked up to his dormitory. Once there, he started kissing her and taking little nibbles, licking the juice from her body.
Haha! Hope you got a laugh. I know I did :) Drapple FTW!