Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot.
'Im going to anime hell for this I just know it.
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In a secluded alley in the village known as Kohonagakure, our story finds our intrepid young blonde hero being questioned by one of the village's enforcement officers.
"So, you're just going to stand there and tell me that you have no idea where this came from Naruto?" a man wearing a wolf shaped mask asked of the youth in front of him. He was holding a bag of what appeared to be tiny trees.
"Honest Ookami-san, I have no idea where that came from," exclaimed a young blonde to the Anbu in front of him "all I know, is that I tried this drink called sake that this purple hired lady named Anko gave me, and the next thing I know there is an Anbu standing in front of me holding a bag of what I can only guess is weed. My head feels like Gai used it as a training post, and I believe someone or something peed on me at some point." Lamented the youth.
"I'm going to flay Anko for this," muttered the Anbu "okay gaki, next time make sure you know what it is before trying something a random person gives you."
The youth nodded to the ANBU in front of him. He then sheepishly started walking away with his hand behind his head and a large grin on his face.
"No problem Ookami-san, I swear I'll pay more attention next time, Believe It!"
With that exclamation the youth ran out of the alley and to the nearest training field, where he found two people waiting for him. He then told them what had happened.
"Man Naruto, that was quick thinking, that pee bit was pure gold," said Chouji Akamichi.
"Yeah man, that was close," drawled Shikamaru Nara.
"Hey it's not like I'm happy about it, not only am I'm now out of some weed but I had to piss on myself. At least they didn't search me or I would have been screwed" our young blonde said, as he pulled out a joint from behind his ear lit up and started to pass it around.
"Yeah, thank Kami for that!" exclaimed Shikamaru, with Chouji nodding right along with him.
AN: Don't judge me… Lol. I know its bad, but every time I see those two I can't help but think of them as stoners. i'm also thinking of making this a series, as thiswas borne from my other story "The Truth About Ino" and its Extended version.