Dumb Drunk Bunny and Sly Sober Fox
Nick unlocked his door and pushed it open. then he went back to the hall of his apartment building. he looked around franticly.
"Nick... im stuck..." Judy said. she was in the corner by the banister of the steps going up to his apartment. her foot was caught between the rails.
"what were you trying to do?" nick asked shaking his head at the dumb bunny.
"I was trying to go home" judy said trying to pull her foot out of it's current place. "i mean it isn't much of a place i know, but it's still mine. i think somethings got me"
"Yeah, me" nick said as he manuvered Judy's foot from between the wooden bars and hoisted her up off the ground.
"why do you have me?" judy said crossly. "i'm perfectly capable of walking on my own."
"mmmhmmm, that's why i carried you for 20 blocks after you could barely stand when we left." nick said as Judy tried to shove him away but couldn't even aim right. "you hit like a bunny" he added after he put her down on the sofa. he walked over to a basket of clean unfolded clothes and looked through it. then he heard a thump.
"Nick!" judy hollard. Nick spun around and saw that judy had fallen off his sofa and was on the floor. "Nick, someone made my apartment bigger and didn't have the decency to tell me!" she tried to stand up, but she kept stepping on her dress. it was a beautiful dress that fit her well and curved with her body, but it was floorlength on one side and she kept steping on it when she tried to stand up. she flopped back down "I hate these stupid heels." she took one off and hurled it forward, just missing nick. then the other one fell to the floor "nick? what are you doing here?" she asked looking up at him curiously. "are we late for work?"
"no we just got back." Nick said picking up her shoes and putting them by the door.
"good cause i'm tired..." judy said lazily. "why is my apartment so big?" she asked
"We aren't in your apartment we're in mine." nick said as he went back to the basket of clothes. he found an old hoodie that was even too big for him so he knew judy could wear it with ease. "we need to get you out of that dress, judy." nick said and he turned around. he immediatly closed his eyes. "Judy what are you doing?"
"getting out of my dress," judy said. she was half out of it and then she couldn't manage the rest of the way because of the stupid zipper. "nick help" she cried "my dress is trying to eat me."
"it is not," nick said as he slowly opened his eyes to see that the dress had fallen back down to cover Judy again. he walked behind her and undid the zipper "Don't turn around" he said gently as he pulled the hoodie over her head. "there" he said triumphantly
"Nick? what are you doing here?" she asked again. "why are you in a tux?" she asked plopping herself back down "did you go to the party tonight?"
"yes," nick said "i went to the party"
"Did you have fun with that vixen" judy asked half vehmently half sleepily she glared at nothing looking away from nick.
"Stay here" nick said he went to his room and started taking off his shirt. he felt guilty for even going with April, but judy told francine she didn't want to go. when he saw Judy at the bar he wasn't prepared, and Judy looked up just when april pulled nick into a kiss. Nick pushed April away and saw judy arguing with the bartender about whether or not 12 berry breeze acai's were enough for a rabbit of her size. he went over to the bar and threw her over his shoulder. according to the bartender she had been watching him all night. they left the party with her pounding her fists on his back and yelling at him. . then he heard another thud
"Help!" he heard Judy half yell.
Nick ran back to the living room where he found Judy holding her head and a splash of chrimson staining his hoodie. he took his white dress shirt and tore a bit of it off. he took Judy's paw away from her head and wiped it clean then wrapped the torn bit around her head. the cut wasn't that bad, but he had to keep it covered for the moment until he could figure out what to do.
"Nick?" judy asked as he was wraping her head
"hmmm?" he responded
"i'm sorry I ruined your date tonight" Judy said
"Are you kidding? i've never had a more exciting and action filled night, noone could have ruined it" he was trying to make her feel better, but it didnt work.
"well then why dont you go back to miss im-a-fox-and-i-have-a-big-fluffy-tail-and-i-can-dance-and-sing-and-be-your-perfect-mate!" judy yelled pushing him with all her strength which wasn't much. "go back and be with your girlfriend who is obviously so much better than your best friend!"
"Alright." Nick said he picked Judy up off the floor and silently carried Judy to his room and layed down with her on the bed and pulled the covers over them.
"Nick..." judy said after a few moments of laying there with him.
"what is it whiskers?" Nick asked
"you didn't go back to be with your girlfriend" judy said
"yeah i did, i'm with her now, and i really really really love her."
"Do you know i'm really really really drunk," judy said
"I know, you dumb bunny" nick replied
"I love you, my fox"
"I know that too"
"m'kay as long as we're clear"
ZZZ...
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