Twisted Fates( a shrek x boss baby x gene the emoji story)

Chapter 1

By: The Quaker Oats Gang( Oats And John )

*BEEeEP* BEEEEP* *BEEEEEEEEP* The alarm blared over and over into shreks sensitive, open, ogreish ears.

"Five more minutes" shrek mumbled into his swampillow. The beeping continued so shrek shattered the alarm clock with his immense ogre strength.

"Time to start the day i guess" he said to himself. Shrek proceed to get dressed in his save the swamps t shirt and skinny jeans. It was after getting dressed that he realized he was late.

"AgAHhHhH" shrek yelled hastily shoving his toast in his mouth and sloppily throwing his backpack over his shoulder. He ran out the door and to school as fast as he could towards Generic anime highschool high.

"Hey Shrek you finally showed up." said a mocking voice.

It was Gene! Gene was shreks childhood friend ever since their mothers met while they were in the womb and they telepathically communicated to become best friends while still in the womb.

" Don't be mean Gene." shrek said while making an absolutely adorable pouty face. Gene's face became as red as Genes face if it was red.

"Sorry it was just you are half an hour late."

"WHAT!? #" Shrek Screeched into Gene's emoji face. " I HAVE TOOoO get TOOoOooO MATt hhht!" SHrek yelled before dashing off to class. Gene sighed what would shrek do without him.

Shrek slammed open the door to math shouting

"Sorry I'm late everyone!"

Shrek was met with a wave of death stares and decided to sit down quickly. As he sat down he noticed out of the corner of his ogre eye people throwing boulders at goofy the resident emo kid of GAHS high.

Shrek quickly looked away not wanting to be roped in.

"ALRIGHT CLASS LISTEN UP!" Shrieked the calculus teacher Dr. Phil. "Now that mr. donkey(Note: this is shrek) has joined us we can begin the class at last." His voice was laced with annoyance and tiredness.

Calculus seemed to last for hours until the sweet relief of the school bell rang through the building. Shrek then ran out of the room at high speeds towards the lunch room before *SLAM* he ran straight into a wall of solid muscle in the name of School Bad Boy Boss Baby.

" Oh god im so sorry I-" shrek began before being cut off by the rough voice of Boss Baby

" No it was my fault I wasn't looking where I was going." He said while offering his hand as a sign to help him up

"Oh it's no problem," said shrek taking his rugged hand and being pulled up onto his feet then handed his books.

" Well see you later hot ears." boss baby said ruggedly while winking aggressively. Shrek felt dizzy all of a sudden and he also felt the blood rush to his cheeks as the actions of boss baby replayed in his mind.

"He really winked at ME" thought shrek his mind still processing the last 5 minutes of his life. "Whatever ill just talk to Gene about it." Shrek said to himself before hurrying to lunch.

"I'll have the mashed potatoes and french fries." said Gene before getting handed a blob of grey goo on a plate. Gene sighed before walking over to his and Shrek's usual table. As he approached the table he saw a foot shootout in front of him causing him to spiral towards the ground and face planting in front of the whole grade.

"HaHaheHeHoHO you really FELL for that trick you DORK!" mocked Goku from One Piece who lead the school's rugby team.

*Mocking Silence* emanated from Wii Nunchuck Controller Goku from One Piece's right hand man.

"Girlish Laughter" howled Morgz Mum the most popular girl in school who was in the arms of Goku from One Piece.

Gene felt the tears forming in his eyes before he got up and sprinted out of the door to the school yard. He sat down underneath a tree and began to breakdown and quietly cry to himself for the rest of the school day.

Shrek walked home by themselves that day and had been worried because Gene had just disappeared after lunch before shrek even got there. At first they had been angry but then Gene hadn't shown up to any of the classes they had together and Shrek had grown more worried. Shrek decided to forget about it and assumed he had just gone home sick after some food poisoning after some bad pussy or something.

Shrek climbed into bed that night his mind racing about everything that had happened in his first day. What was bothering him the most was how the boss baby had WINKED AT HIM.

"Oh well" shrek though" I'll learn more tommorow. And with that final though shrek went to bed after his first day at Generic Anime High School High.

(PlEase give me reviews it is my first story)