Korea looked up at the sky. There was a pink pineapple. The pineapple smiled sweetly at him. It floated down upon a pineapple scented rainbow of candy chocolate butterflies. And then a door opened from in the middle and Russia walked out. Then the drawer opened up and said hello. So Russia pulled out his sonic screwdriver and told Korea to say hello to China. "Goodbye." Said Emzy.
So Korea grabbed the screwdriver and shoved it up Pico's ass and came all over the ceiling floor because the screw driver had unlocked his prostate and was now was shining through his ass and his intestines so it was now shining through his mouth and his cum was bright blue shiny glowy thing however that works. "Like romano." said Emzy.
And then Russia pulled Jack Harkness out of his fingernails and said "Oh look, dinner."
And then the fan climbed mount everest and raped the wild buffalo. "Beastiality." said Emzy before the walrus came.
So Owen came back to life by means of electrical telephone and um... married Belarus except he didn't because he was secretly a lightbulb. "Mine, no touch. Sorry I felt like saying that." said Emzy.
"Necrophilia." said Emzy, whoappears to be talking a lot.
Then Gollum's feet stepped on a lung and stepped on them 426 times. And then Gollum realised he wasn't pretty enough and went went to a cosplay store ("I'm not naked when i wear my shirt loike this. I'M BEAUTIFUL." said Emzy.) to buy a cherry pink wig with little bows in it. "Like Romano." said Emzy.
..."David Tennant x a string." said Emzy.
But then the sky fell and killed them all and they lived a long and happy life, at least until the sequel came out.
AND THAT, BOYS AND GIRLS, IS HOW MAGNETS WORK.
the end.
ps. you just lost the game.
A/N: SO THAT was a random compilation of bull shit which I hope was funny. Or I'll go hide in my room and masturbate in my room with a banana ("with a polish banana because that is healthy. meaning of life." said Emzy for the tasty time.)
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"I'm a sunflower trololollol". said caps lock.
...it is currently the time of night when silvia rapes people with maple leaves [insert hysterical laughter].
Shinattyjizzrainbows with guest appearances from rebzy and emzy (sasodeiakatsukichan) =w=
YOU CAN ALL GROW MOUSTACHES NOW.