A 30 year old Phineas Flynn sat on a pull out bed with a bottle of whiskey. He was staring at the blank T.V. with a phone in his hand aimed at it
"Why won't the damned thing turn on already!" He yelled. A young girl giggled in the background.
"Daddy that's the phone again." He looked at her angrily
"Shut up and go to your room!" The girl looked around
"I am in my room?" She looked at the corner of the room that had a couple of dolls and a cot set up. Phineas shrugged her off grumbling. A woman walked out of a bathroom attached to the room with a somber look on her face.
"Phineas, honey?" Phineas had finally found the football game he was looking for and though having just turned it on and being incredibly drunk he seemed to already have had more interest in it than his family
"What the hell is it now?" He asked not looking at her
"Well, we're going to have another baby." He turned off the T.V. and got up to stare his wif right in the face
"Another baby? Another baby! Well how serendipitous. Just what we need, ANOTHER baby. Isn't it bad enough we have the one." He pointed to the girl sitting in the corner. The woman looked at him sternly and raised a finger to wag at him
"Now Phineas I know you love Candace just as I know you will love this baby. Its a little, okay a lot, unexpected but there's nothing we can do about it. We can overcome these things together"
"We? WE! Linda in case you haven't noticed your the one who's f**king pregnant I could leave. I don't have to put up with this shit."
About a year later Linda stood on the doorstep Holding the young Phineas Flynn in her hands as she watched Phineas walked past with some luggage, most of which was just more alcohol.
"Phineas you can't do this to us. What about your daughter and your son?"
"What about them?" he saw the look in her eye. His voiced softened to a tone Linda had only rarely heard since he became the person he is "Look we knew this was coming. Just don't tell Phineas about me until hes old enough to know I'm exactly how people shouldn't end up. I am sorry but I'm leaving. Find someone who will make you happy Linda." With that he walked up to the taxi which abruptly drove away leaving the rest of the Flynn family standing on the porch