Sam returned from the store, having just bought himself a pair of new jeans. His other pair had gotten ripped up by a vamp.
He walked into the kitchen where Dean was making some burgers. Dean looked up and waggled his eyebrows. "Damn Sammy, you clean up good! Never knew a pair of pants could make an ass look so good."
Sam blushed. "Thanks, I got them 75% off at the store."
Dean stalked towards him with a dangerous look in his eye. "I'd like them 100% off."
Sam frowned in confusion. "Dean, the store can't sell free stuff!"
Dean stopped, looking incredulous. "Sam, that's not what I-"
Sam interrupted with an exasperated look on his face. "That's a horrible way to run a business. It's a good thing we do credit card frauds." Sam walked out of the kitchen, a smirk on his face.
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