Title: "The Happiest Place on Earth"
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: G
Summary: The Seven visit the Happiest Place on Earth.
Warnings: 100-word drabble, Crossover, Het, Modern AU
Challenge: Anneack's M7M Challenge for the week of 2-2-09 to write a 100-word drabble with the words "Aloof", "Moon", "Book", and "Snooze".
Disclaimer: JD Dunne, Vin Tanner, Buck Wilmington, Chris Larabee, Josiah Sanchez, Nathan Jackson, Ezra Standish, and The Magnificent Seven are © & TM CBS, The Mirisch Group, MGM, and Trilogy Entertainment, not the author, and are used without permission. Beast, Belle, Gaston, and Disney are © & TM Disney, not the author, and are used without permission. Everything else is © & TM the author. The author makes absolutely no profit off of this work of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.

"Leave it to us," JD griped, "to end up working at the happiest place on Earth!"

"Yeah," Vin lamented. "I haven't even gotten a good snooze!"

"I still don't believe that Princess is more interested in a book than me!" Buck complained.

"Believe it," snapped the villain Chris was leading away handcuffed. "She was always more interested in her stupid books than me!"

"Yeah, well, that one's easy to see!" Buck retorted to which laughter rose.

Josiah, who hung back with Nathan, Ezra, Belle, and the aloof hero, looked admiringly up at Beast. "You always were my favorite," he admitted blushingly.

The End