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"Mistreated Misplaced Misunderstood Miss knowing it's all good it didn't slow me down." I groan as I hear my phone going off. I roll over and grab it.

"Hello." I answered groggily.

"Where are you? We were supposed to meet 15 minutes ago." My soon to be ex-husband Jacob yells into the phone.

"Hold your fucking horses Jake. I'll be there in 10." I said and then hang up on him. My morning is already off to a great start. I get out of bed and head to my bathroom to shower. I jump in the shower and jump back out within 5 minutes. I hastily get dressed and head out.

I go out to my 2012 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited (picture on profile). I jump in my baby and head to town to meet Jake.

Let me give you a little background on my situation. My name is Bella Marie Swan Black, 20 years old and getting a divorce from my husband Jacob Black. I moved to Forks, Washington straight out of high school to go to a trade school here. I met Jake through a friend when I needed a mechanic to fix my old truck. Jake and I dated for less than a month when he asked me to marry him. I loved him, I really did. We got married a month after he proposed. I was 19, he was 20. We lived together for 6 months. We were doing great until I came home from work to find him in our bed with my best friend. Needless to say I moved out pretty damn quick. Thankfully we had separate bank accounts and I had been saving money for months. I was able to move out on my own and I have never been happier on my own.

I reach our attorney's office and park my Jeep and head inside to deal with the jerk I called my husband for 6 months.

"It's about time you got here Bella." Jake sneered at me.

"Get over yourself Jake. You are the reason we are here. If you hadn't cheated we wouldn't be filing for divorce. Your dad agrees with me on this. I'm just thankful we never had children together" I replied.

My attorney Aro cleared his throat. I looked at him and smiled. If he was younger and not gay I would so hit that.

"Ms. Black, are you ready to sign the papers?" he asked.

"Hell yes I am. I am so ready not to be a Black anymore." I replied.

Jake looked at me stunned. I just smirked at him. I signed the papers where Aro asked me too and then let Jake sign where he needed too.

"Ok, I think that's everything Miss Swan. I hope to see you at Marcus and I's housewarming party on Saturday." Aro said after looking everything over.

"Wow it feels weird to be back to Swan, but I love it. Aro, I wouldn't miss the party for anything." I look at Jake. "Good Bye Jacob. I hope to never see you again."

I walked out of the office with a skip in my step. I am a free woman! I get back into my Jeep and call my best friend Alice.

"Ali, I am officially divorced and back on the market. We need to go out and party. I'll even let you dress me up." I told her when she answered.

"BELLA, YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO LET ME DRESS YOU UP! OMG YOU MUST BE IN A GOOD MOOD!" she shrieked back into the phone. "I'll be at your place in 20 minutes." She hung up on me!

I head back to my house to wait for Alice. Maybe I'll meet a guy tonight that will turn out to be my soul mate. I can't wait for tonight.

The song that was used as the Bella's ringtone was Fuckin' Perfect by P!nk…. Let me know what you think of my story! Please Review! It helps me write faster if you like what I'm writing. I love constructive criticism as well.