Harry Potthead 2: Return of the Pottheads
Apparently Draco was mistaken and accidentally gave them crack, so they didn't die they just passed out from the fumes. Draco was tortured to death, and all four of them were expelled for not sharing with Dumbledore, brooms broken, wands snapped, so Harry went physco and stole Snape's wand then killed every on out side the family and friends zone. Harry and Ron went home and Hermione went back to Fleur, then the ministry caught Harry and he went to Azkaban for life no parole, then Harry got mad and self destructed taking the dementors with him...