No One Escapes Death

Gone in 60 seconds

Wufei = Randall "Memphis" Raines

Heero = Sphinx

Duo = Otto

Sally = Sway

Quatre = Atley Jackson

Trowa = Tumpler

Treize = Raymon Calitri

Kip = Kip (I couldn't think of any to play Kip, so he is just him self)

Disclaimer: I wrote this story while I was high on "Gone in 60 Seconds" (the movie) yad yad yad…. I don't own Gundam wing, ford, or mustang…my dad does…lol….not.

            Hope you like it. Also Relena is Wufei's mom.

Bring sally up

I bring sally down

Lets done and start

Gotta till the ground.

I bring sally up

I bring sally down

Lets done and start

Gotta till the ground.

Old miss booth is dead and gone

Left me here to weap and moan

                                    ::a picture of a Porsche Cearra comes in to view::

            "Where the corner, I thought Tumbler said and the corner would be here."  Mirror man said.

            "There it is" Kip said

            "What!!!! That the car we are going to steal!!!" Mirror Man said shocked. Zechs get out of the car, along with Mirror Man.

            "I need to get my tool." Kip says opening the trunk pulling out a brick

            "That not a tool, that a brick!!" Mirror Man yells. Kip start to walk to the Porsche dealership, car are honking as he walks through traffic.

            "Your not serious!" Mirror man says as Kip throws the brick right though the window.

            "Get the number!" Kip yells to Mirror man while running to the box the keys.

            "ad274980!!!" Mirror man yells back. Kip finds the key and run to the car. He unlocks it and get in to the car. He starts it up and drive off and turns around facing the windows.

            "Are right genies, you got us in here how are you going to get us out of here?" Mirror man yells. Kip turns and look at Mirror man.

            "Oh, Hell no…this ant the Dudes of Hazard!!!!" Mirror man yell and Kip guns it. They hit the little ramp that led to the rotating stage.

            "haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" Mirror man is yelling as the go.

            "Come on, you piece of shit….start…..no, come on start!!" Toby is yelling at the car he is in. Kip and Mirror go flying through the window and hitting the street cutting people off. The firebird that Toby was in started right before Kip and Mirror man hit them. Kip is pressing the gas pedil as far as it can go down. He come up on a red light and stopped. Finally it turns green and the take off, making sure they don't break any speed limit. After five minutes the finally come to another red light. Kip looks to the car next to them and sees a couple.

            "Hey…hey, you are very…" Kip was cut off by Mirror Man "Stolen care…dude stolen care" "I know, I know…:Kip turns and looks at the woman again:..hey babe, your soo talented…I love you." Kip said screwing around. Both cars engine start revving really loud, they were about to race. The light turn green the take off, Kip pulls ahead of the other man. As they are racing the light turn red, the other car stop and Kip blow the light.

            "Ten four, silver Porshsce, estimated speed ninety miles an hour!" Cop says in to his radio.

            "hahahaaaahaaha…." A guy cuff starts laughing but stop when the cop turns around again.        

            "I have a visual."  A cop in the helicopter says.

            "Follow him air 1!" a cop said over the intercom. Meanwhile