This is my second fanfiction, but my first one-shot. Not really a Justicykes this time as much as an accidental...you know what, this is T, so never mind.

Just read the fan fiction.

Apollo Justice had a lover. Her name was Juniper Woods. However, Woods felt that dating her crush had been fruitless, and subsequently, she dumped him. This mood reflected upon his work in Wright Anything Agency, and his normally workaholic demeanor turned into a sappy, love lost mood. He never accepted a case.

After a week, his coworker, Athena Cykes, attempted to cheer him up with a visit to her house. This might have been a success if it weren't for the fact that he brought the scottish beer Snake Venom from Brewmeister.

The next morning, two things woke up Apollo. An unfamiliar ringtone, and a strange presence in front of him. When he woke fully, he checked the phone behind him. Caller ID said that it was Blackquill, Simo. He chuckled. The phone couldn't fit his full name. He ignored it, and investigated the presence. Apollo suddenly had his worst fears confirmed. This presence was the bare body of his colleague, Athena. He couldn't believe it! Did he really...he didn't want to think about it.

Memories of the night before flooded in. Athena tried to give him a therapy session, but he had become too drunk from the Snake Venom. Surely Athena would know the rest. Speaking of which, he heard Athena give a cute yawn as she began to wake up…

Athena just wanted to cheer up her friend. But, she woke up to something too terrible. She saw Apollo as she opened her eyes, in front of her without anything on. She squealed.

"AAAGH! Apollo Justice, what exactly were you doing to me in my sleep?! Huh?" Then came the terrible realization that she had no clothes as well. "Oh. My. God." She suddenly remembered.

After Apollo was too drunk for a therapy session, she took away his Snake Venom. However, when she was about to throw it out, she decided to try some herself. The taste was pure bitterness, yet strangely appealing. She chugged down the rest of the bottle. She grabbed another bottle and chugged it, too. Soon, her memory slowed until it blurred, and that was the end of it. That's when it happened.

She thought of a few consequences. What if she was pregnant? No, Apollo had found a condom and was checking it for splits. How would this affect their relationship? No, she thought, Me and Apollo can still be friends. Finally, what would Blackquill think about this? We just won't tell him that Apollo had, erm, "had his way" with his mentor's "most prized present." Blackquill was like a father for Athena. He had protected her, no matter what.

Apollo had other things he was worrying about.

"Athena, you might wanna look at this...or not." Apollo pointed toward the condom. She saw it: a huge rip down the center. She instinctively grabbed her stomach. She couldn't believe it. There was only one person who just could believe it less.

"Justice-dono, what are you doing?"