Disclaimer: Silly cat, of COURSE i don't own Inuyasha!
in the wonderful, blessed words of bug's bunny: "Let's start the show, this is it!"
Or something like that.
A young teenager huffed along dark street, oblivious to the dark surroundings and rushing quickly along the side walk as cars roared past her, occaisionally beeping at her. She couldn't tell if it was anger or infatuation. Her long raven hair was tied up in ponytail which swooped about her back as she rushed along and she wore a fancy dress that glittered beneath the warm glow of the streetlights. She muttered furiously and stopped at steps up to a shrine. She ran up and stopped at the top to catch her breath and ran up to a house and rapped smartly on the pink door. Awhile later, a young teenage girl wearing pajamas that were spotted with pictures of kitties opened the door.
"Oh hey Kagome." The girl greeted. "What are you doing here this late in the night?" She ruffled her hair and looked outside. "The party was over such a long time ago! What do you want?-"
"WHAT DO I WANT?" Kagome interrupted angrily. "OH GEEZ, SANGO, WHAT WAS WITH:
'I want to be alone' WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT? YOU LEFT ME ALONE IN THE PARTY WITH A BUNCH OF GUYS DEMANDING WHERE YOU'D GONE."
Sango took this moment to yawn, rather bored as her friend continued rambling.
"AND I'D HAD TO MAKE EXCUSES FOR YOU! NOT TO MENTION YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DROVE MY CAR AWAY." Kagome paused to take a breath, and then continued. "YOU LEFT ME STANDING AT THE DOORSTEPS OF AN INSOLATED MANSION 3 MILES FROM ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE! I HAD TO FUCKING WALK BACK IN THESE!" Kagome gestured angrily at her high heels.
Sango looked at Kagome sleepily and smiled innocently. She looked at her fuming friend, drenched in rain from head to foot and her expensive dress ruined and stained with mud. "Well, I'm sorry, but I was tired."
"Well I bet you most certainly your little pretty heels you were." Kagome spat.
"You could've just asked for a ride."
There was a long pause before Kagome managed to retort, "Well, if everyone were as smart as you, there wouldn't be any use for people like me, would there?!"
"Smart, Kagome. Deeming yourself an idiot will most certainly help you win this argument."
"And there's nothing you can do to make me feel better." Interrupted Kagome harshly.
Sango peeped outside. "Kami, its freezing out here."
"I kinda realised that, seeing as I did walk home."
"Well, come in and I'll make you a nice steaming cup of-"
Kagome glared angrily at Sango.
"- hot chocolate."
Suddenly, like the sun shone through Kagome's face, she brightened up and perked up like a daisy, "Hot chocolate? Gee, that'll be great. Its so cold out here." She stepped inside and Sango closed the door behind her. Both girls headed into the kitchen.
The sun was shining brightly on the pathway as students trudged along to a large mahogany building. It was labeled the 'birthplace of the wonder of education', but everyone knew and decided against it. Actually, it was more like half of the school population, assuming that the other half were busy stuffing their heads with drugs and smashing cars into one another and tattooing their arms with "hot mama". But of course, that's just life. But here, however, we have Kagome, who is neither a drug-doer or a criminal, instead, we have the average preppy little avid participant of "Pessismists, Our world is going into a small hole in the middle of nowhere."
"I hate this place." Kagome muttered as she approached the school doors.
"Well, for a straight A student; you don't seem to loathe it that much." Came a voice piping up from behind Kagome. Kagome spun around and rolled her eyes at Sango who stopped beside her. She grasped Kagome's shoulder in her left hand and waved her right hand over the high school in an overdoing manner. "It's not SO bad, isn't it?"
"It is, and I'm so glad this is our graduating." Kagome swiped out a pair of dark sunglasses from her pocket a rubbed it vigirously with her sleeve. "Now I can go to Harvard, get a job, and become an old maid."
"Kagome, you're so silly. You can't go to Harvard and end up a maid!" Sango said soothingly.
It was then that Kagome decided to change the topic.
"I hate guys too." Cried the gloomypuss.
Sango nodded and tried to go with Kagome's alarmingly blunt flow and sighed, "Kagome. You don't mind the fact that I'm going out with Miroku; do you?" In a moment of awkward silence, Kagome turned to Sango with a smile spread across her face.
"Of course not Sango! You go ahead and get married, and have children." She tweaked Sango's nose playfully, "Just remember to make old maid Kagome an auntie and I'll be happy."
Sango giggled as the school bell rang and Kagome gave Sango a forced/fake animated smile before both girls heading in to big building that was Kagome's hell.
"Another day in hell, Sango." Kagome mumbled to Sango but was bluntly ignored when Sango caught sight of her boyfriend wandering around the halls.
Please Sango, don't draw attention to us, please don't draw attention to us...
Sango waved.
Oh shit.
She watched Miroku catch sight of Sango, and wander slowly towards her. Following him, was his best friend Inuyasha, one whom Kagome had long deemed a fiend, espeically since they used to be friends.Kagome sighed, Inuyasha had long since given up trying to get her to develope an infatuation on her, an infatuation that many other girls had developed.
Kagome was abruptly knocked out by her thoughts when she felt an arm slide around hers. She blinked, only to see Inuyasha grinning insanely (like a mad cow!) at her. Then, a second later, she had snatched her arm out of his grasp and before he could even react, he had a searing pain in his...
"God, Kagome. You're making this hard."
Kagome glared at him as she subconsciously ran her fingers over her hair. "I know, right? I should totally just get on my knees right now and slobber all over your feet!" She bit angrily on her lip, "Y'know what? For good measure, why don't I just lick your shoes clean for you? Or maybe I'll just hang all over your arm like just another slut---"
"--Am not a slut!" Came the protest from all the girls within earshot.
Kagome blinked, and then pulled Sango away, dragging her away from groveling Miroku, who now had a rather perverted-twisted look about him that Kagome did not like.
"Like I was saying earlier, Sango: Welcome to Hell, Population: A million and one."
"Pfh, Kagome. You're so optimistic."
"I know, right? The world should so totally come and slam my face into the cement for the good ol' optimistic fun!"
But little did Kagome know, that her wish were soon to come true.
A/N Don't question my motives, I have a computer, and it's sharp.
And yes, Kagome IS a "mylifesucksohlookthere'sacow" teenager.
I love cliches, don't you?