AN: Okay so this is my first fan fiction. Hope you guys like it.
Is it possible to ever want to kill someone as bad as this? That arrogant pig headed James bloody Potter is the happy winner. I don't even know how he can walk or, for that matter, ride a broom with that big head of his. Okay so bare with me, picture USA then Earth, I'm not done yet, the Solar System and you get Potter's ego shrunken down 100 times. So basically just picture the universe as his ego and there you go the arrogant pig headed Potter's ego. Did I mention that he is arrogant? Today he thinks that he can just act all nice and stuff just to mess with my head like he is some high almighty god. "Well you won't fool me Potter!"
"Lily, are you okay? Are you having another dream of Potter's ego?" My best friend Sam Willow asked. Sam has golden hair that goes down her back with sparkling blue eyes and is easily one of the prettiest girls at school but can never manage to keep a boyfriend for a week for various reasons. She has a sharp temper and tongue that always keeps getting her detentions. She is a total tomboy and loves sports but dress like a girl to get attention. She is a pureblood but ran away from her crazy parents and lives with me other the summer. Sam will also hex anyone who says her full name, Samantha, into oblivion. She is right now single as she broke up with her lasts boyfriend, who I don't remember the name of but she shouldn't be single for long. Sam has the same heated passion for hating Sirius Black as I do for Potter for they both humiliate us and they won't stop asking us out.
"Yah. You just can't get enough of him can you?" My other best friend, Emma Violet, says. Emma has brown hair that is short and frames her face with chocolate brown eyes. She is very nice and a bookworm. She is a half-blood as her mom is a witch and her dad is a muggle but her parents died when she entered school due to a car accident and lives with me, too. She always finds the best in everyone. She is currently single after breaking up with Mike Joshua. Emma has a big crush on Remus Lupin but he's a Marauder along with Black and Potter. (AN: I don't like Peter so he's not in this. Ha, Peter take that)
"Maybe. But I do not like bloody Potter at all so stop it, Emma." Lily Evans replied. I have auburn red hair and blazing emerald green eyes. I hate the bloody boy named James Potter. I'm Head Girl in my seventh year of Hogwarts and a muggle born. I'm a bit of a bookworm but I'd take fashion over books any day. I'm one of the most popular girls at school. Amos Diggory is my boyfriend but I'm planning to break up with him soon. My sister, Petunia, hates me. I have the top grades in all of my classes. My dad died when I was five but my mom takes great care of my friends and us as we live in a mansion. Life is good for now. We make up the group called the Blossom Dead Witches. We are all in Gryffindor too.
Now as I should probably tell you about the Marauders as they are mentioned whole bunch so get ready to meet the worst people in the world. First there is James Potter. He has messy black hair and hazel eyes and is the most annoying person on the planet. He asks me out every day, no joke. And he never takes no for an answer. He also has the whole girl population in love with him. Sirius Black is the "sex god of Gryffindor" with grey eyes and long black hair. He has an ego to match Potter's and is after Sam. He is annoying and a player and the heart breaker of half of the girl population of Hogwarts. Then there is Remus Lupin, who is a bookworm and the nicest of the Marauders and is tolerable. He has sandy blond hair with light blue eyes. He is always sick though.
"Fine," Emma said.
"So girls who should be the lucky people to get our first prank of the year?" Sam asked.
"Hmm…how about the Marauders or the Slytherins?" I suggested.
"Both!"
"Good let's start planning girls!"
Now over to the Marauders…
"Guys this is the year. I can tell." James said as he ran his hand through his messy hair as a bad habit.
"I hope he's right," Sirius muttered to Remus, "I can't take another year of his love struck talking." At this Remus chuckled and just nodded his head.
AN: So what do you guys think. The next chapter will be the prank of the lovely Blossom Dead Witches. If you want me to add or change anything just let me know. Now please press that review button and I will get the next chapter out as fast as I can. Thanks.