Comic Mania by Shinigamiinochii
Notes: Just some random stupidity
"HEEEROOO! Stop it! No, stop! Don't put that there! Aaaaah! No! Nooo! Stop that! Please!" Quatre, Trowa, and Wufei ran up to Heero and Duo's bedroom in alarm.
"That bastard!"
"You don't think he's really…" They swung the door open. Duo laid on the floor, tears in his eyes, his cheeks red and his clothes in a complete disarray. Quatre ran over to him.
"Oh my god! Allah, Duo, what happened?"
"Daijoubou?" Trowa asked, concerned. Duo sniffed and sobbed.
"No!"
"Duo-chan, what happened?" Duo covered his face in his hands.
"No, I-I can't… it's too horrible!" Trowa laid a hand on his shoulder.
"It's alright, Duo, please, tell us what happened." Duo cried.
"Heero, he-he-," Duo sobbed again, "he stole all my Johnny the Homicidal Maniac comic books and won't give 'em back!" Everyone fell down.
Owari
Told you it was stupid.