Naruto Prank Calls

Staring me kikara yamenashi and I will be the one making the calls here.

1st victim : Shino

Ring Ring Ring * Picks up*

Shino :hello?

Me : sir I believe your premium order of super bug spray is ready to be picked up

Shino : WHAT!!! who is this?

Me : the muffin man

Shino: what ? The muffin man ??

Me : yes I live on driry lane .By the way Im sending Barny to pick up the teletubies from their

tea party so he'll probably be expecting his pickle fish when he gets there

Shino : what the hell are you talking about!!!!

Me : who knows... well that'll be $79.99 .

Shino : WHAT IM NOT PAYING YOU!!!!!

Me :you have to its in the contract

Shino : what contract?

Me: ya the one you signed. You know the one that said you wanted your house fumigated

they'll be arriving soon

Shino :NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BUGS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

*Shino rips the phone from the wall and throws it out the window*

10 minutes later the door bell rings and shino answers it to find naruto standing

outside in a fumigators outfit

Shino : …... *faints*

Naruto : well that was weird . I got a call telling me to go to Shino's house at 3:00 wile wearing

a fumigators outfit or else some one would take all my ramen. O.O

*Naruto runs away screaming RAMEN!!! leaving shino lieing on the floor *

So there you have it folks please r&r this is my first fanfic leave me with ideas and tell me if im funny thnx bye :D