Ronin Goonies Prologue Disclaimer: I do not own Ronin Warriors or The Goonies. I am but a lowly college student with nothing better to do than write fanfics.

The Ronin Goonies Prologue

Swing his baton in circles, officer Chin inspected each cell to make sure that all of the inmates had left for lunch. He was just about finish when he came to the last cell and found something he didn't expect to see. On the far wall, dangling a few feet above the ground was a man about twenty-five, with shaggy white hair and an eye-patch. He wore a red flannel shirt, blue jeans, work boots and a blue jean jacket. Curious, the chubby officer walked up to the man and poked him with his baton to see if he was dead. A piece of paper fell out of the dead guys pocket and onto the floor. Officer Chin picked up the paper and read it out loud.

"You Baka. You really think I'd be stupid enough to kill myself?" He read confused. "What?" He looked up at the body.

A single blue eye stared down at him and the supposed dead guy did a karate chop to Chin's neck, knocking him unconscious. Dais pulled the harness off his back and jump down to the floor. Taking the officer's keys he quickly and carefully snuck out of his cell and onward towards freedom.

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Meanwhile outside the very same jailhouse Dais was currently in, across the street a Black Blazer with a pouncing tiger hood ordainment was parked illegally. The driver was a man of twenty-seven with wild green hair and purple eyes, wearing a brown sweat shirt, jeans and black work boots, was smoking a cigar while waiting for his brother. Another man of twenty-three was pacing back and forth in front of the Blazer. He had wavy blue hair and dark eyes and was wearing a blue flannel shirt underneath a black vest, black jeans and black high tops. He glanced at his watch then back at the jailhouse.

"Man he's taking too long. What if he's been caught?" Kale asked the driver.

Sekhmet took a long drag before answering. "Patience Kale. He'll be here." He said. Just as he said that Dais came running out the front door.

"About time." Kale said quickly opening the front and back door before jumping into the passenger side. Dais ran quickly as several police officers came running out shouting and firing their guns. "Gun it Sekhmet." Kale shouted as Dais took a running leap and landed in the back seat.

Putting the petal to the floorboard, Sekhmet spun tires as he speeded down the road with about six cop cars following close behind.

"Took you long enough." Kale commented.

"Shut up runt." Dais said sitting up and glancing around. "Nice wheels. So where'd you get the Black Blaze?" He asked.

"Stole it. Where else?" Sekhmet answered laughing as he made a sharp turn down another street followed by the cops.

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Inside the Dynasty Chinese restaurant, a young boy with bluish gray hair and dark gray eyes, wearing a bright orange shirt, blue jeans with a hole in the right knee, and white high tops, was washing windows. Sighing deeply, fourteen-year-old Kento Rei Fuan paused from his job of washing windows in his mother's restaurant to take a drink of his milkshake.

"Man, this is so boring. I wish something cool would happen." He said to himself. Just then, a Black Blazer speed past the restaurant followed by several police cars. "Cool, a car chase. Now that what I call excitement." He said pressing his face against the window to get a better view. However while doing so he accidentally smashed his milkshake against the window spilling its contents all over him and the window. "Aw shit." He said disgusted with himself.

"Kento, if I hear you talk like that again you will not go over at Cye's later." His mother shouted from the kitchen.

"Yes mama." He answered back while cleaning the mess up.

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"Come on, move it. They're on your tail." Seventeen-year-old Sage Date said to the little T.V. on the kitchen table. He was watching The Fugitive while his father was currently working on the sink.

"Sage could you turn that thing down? I can barely hear myself think." His father said from underneath the sink.

"Sure dad." Sage said, turning the volume down. However the sound seemed to get louder as a Blazer and sirens went down their street.

"Sage I said, turn it down." Mr. Date yelled.

"I did." Sage said not realizing that the noise was coming from outside. He hit the T.V. a few times. "Must be broken." He added while walking over to the sink and sitting on the counter.

"Great another thing that needs fixing." Mr. Date grumbled. "Sage, see if the water's going down any." Sage looked down just in time to get sprayed in the face by cold water. Mr. Date quickly shut the water off and climbed out from underneath the sink to see his son soaking wet.

"Thanks dad." Sage said before leaving to change clothes.

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Not far from the Date's house a fifteen-year-old boy was staring down a very big and very stubborn white tiger. The boy had jet black hair and tiger blue eyes, he was wearing a red sweatshirt, dark blue jeans and black sneakers.

"Now White Blaze, you know you have to go to the vet today." Ryo said his hands on his hips frowning down at the tiger. White Blaze sat up straight and shook his head. There was no way he was going to any vet. Ryo sighed. "Come on White Blaze. It's not that bad." Ryo said trying to reason with the tiger.

White Blaze still did not move. Ryo bit his lip and tried to figure out a way to get the leash on the massive tiger. Suddenly an idea struck him. "Hey look White Blaze, a T-Bone." Ryo yelled pointing behind the tiger.

As expected the tiger turned his head to see this alleged t-bone. It wasn't until White Blaze heard a familiar click when he turned back around. Ryo smiled smugly at the now leashed tiger and turned to walk to the clinic. White Blaze growled and dug his paws in to keep from moving.

"Come on White Blaze. We'll be late." Ryo said tugging on the leash. He didn't expect White Blaze to tug back. With much amusement White Blaze watched Ryo fly over his head and land head first into a trashcan.

"White Blaze! You stupid tiger." Ryo continued to curse while trying to climb out of the trashcan, not paying attention to the Black Blazer and cop cars that raced past his house.

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"Two-four-six-eight. Who do we appreciate? Warriors! Warriors! Yeah Warriors!" The Cheerleading team cheered while the football team practiced.

"Okay break time girls. Back in ten." The captain said.

"Thank god. I'm about to die." Seventeen-year-old Mia Koji said sitting on the bench taking her long auburn hair down.

"Tell me again why we signed up for this?" Her friend, sixteen-year-old Kayura Komo said sitting down next to her, long dark blue hair flowing down her back.

"Because all the other after-school activities were already filled up." Mia said.

"Oh yeah. Looks like the football team is taking a break." Kayura said when several of the boys were walking over to get a drink. One player in particular came up to Kayura and Mia.

"Hey Kayura, you look nice today. Doing anything thing this afternoon?" He asked flashing her a grin, hazel eyes staring at Kayura's shapely figure while brushing his sandy blond hair aside. Kayura tried to keep from throwing up and smiled back.

"Hello Bo, do you need something?" She asked trying to sound pleasant.

Sarenbo II smiled. "Want me to take you home in my new convertible?" He asked. Sarenbo II was the richest guy in school.

"Sorry Bo but I was going over to Mia's this afternoon to study." Kayura said in a mock-disappointed way.

Bo glanced over at Mia, surprised that she was even there. "Well how about I take you both home then." He asked his smile coming back with vengeance. Mia and Kayura glance at each other and shrugged. Hey it was a free ride.

"Alright Bo." Kayura said reluctantly.

"Cool see ya later." Bo said before turning and running back to practice.

"You know most girls would love to have Sarenbo II drooling all over them." Mia commented getting up and walking back to practice.

"And they can have him. Why does he bug me for?" Kayura said following Mia.

"At least he knows you exist. Nearly all the guys in this town don't know I exist. It would be nice to get notice once in a while." Mia said.

"Don't worry I'm sure some guy will notice you sooner or later." Kayura said. A Black Blazer suddenly flew down the road by the football field. The passenger window rolled down and a guy with blue hair stuck his head out.

"Yeah, Cheer for me Baby! Whoo Hoo!" He shouted before climbing back into the Blazer. Several cop cars followed behind as they drove out of sight.

Mia turned to look at Kayura. "That guy doesn't count." She said.

"I wonder what that was all about?" Kayura wondered.

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"Kale you idiot. Do you wanna get shot?" Dais yelled smacking the back of Kale's head.

"What can I say? I've always had a soft spot for cheerleaders." Kale said grinning like a mad man. Dais rolled his eye and hit Kale again.

"Quit hitting me!" Kale whined nearly climbing over the seat to pulverize Dais.

"Will you two knock it off! I'm trying to get us out of here." Sekhmet yelled at them trying to steer. "Dais open that barrel up in the back and pour it out onto the road. That should slow those coppers down."

Dais climbed in the back, careful not to get hit by a bullet. The cops in this town are lousy shots. He opened it up and glance at it contents. "What is this stuff?" He asked.

"The slickest thing known to man. Kale's hair gel." Sekhmet answered.

"No! I've been saving that!" Kale whined.

"What's it gonna be Kale? Escape and be a free man. Or keep your hair gel and go to prison? I'm sure some of the other inmates might find you and your pretty hair attractive." Dais said.

Kale thought for a moment. "You've made your point. Let me help." Kale said climbing in the back and opening the back window. Both he and Dais poured the gel onto the road and instantly all the cop cars started to skid and crash into each other.

"By the way. You didn't drop the soap while you were in there did ya?" Kale asked.

Dais groaned. "Stupid." He said shoving Kale down and climbing into the front seat.

"Hey shotgun's mine." Kale yelled but was ignored.

Sekhmet laughed when all the cop cars were far behind them. "Boys we're home free." He said while driving to their secret hideout.