Smoke and mirrors and confused Naruto

by tahrocs

Sasusaku fic! Yay! Sasuke and Sakura have an interesting conversation... Rated m to be safe! Implications and what not...oh damn technicalities...BTW this is a story I wrote cuz I was bored so it was rushed wrote it in twenty minutes blah blah blah...so I am going to be revising it when I get the chance but sakura's Mulan story comes first :D thanks for putting up with my B.S.

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DISCLAIMER! Sadly I do not own Naruto...

Non-mass...yay! No killer itachi! He's too hot to be a murderer!

Sakura and Naruto go to Sasuke's house after training to hang out. Naruto gets a stomach ache and rushes to the bathroom. As Naruto is walking back to sasuke's room he hears a strange commotion and stops right outside the door an listens...

Sakura: are you sure you want to do this Sasuke-kun?

Sasuke: yeah...just shut up before I change my mind.

Naruto: huh? That's weird I wonder what they're doing?

Sasuke: Okay let me just grab something...go sit on the bed.

Naruto: Whaaaah?

Sakura: okay Sasuke-kun! Hey have you ever done this before?

Sasuke: nope but Itachi showed me how so I think I can do it, but if not we could go ask him if you want...

Sakura: NO! Uh I mean I think it would be kinda awkward, I don't really know him that well and this seems really personal to me...

Naruto: what the hell is going on in there?

Sasuke: Che...women...so weird...okay now don't move.

Sakura: It's so big are you sure you can get it out?!

Sasuke: Yes...now just hold still or it's gonna hurt a lot. Okay now I will just position...

Sakura: God! Sasuke just get it over with!

Sasuke: Okay I'm going in!

Sakura: Oh my god! Sasuke you said it wouldn't hurt! It hurts! Stop stop stop! It hurts really bad!

Sasuke: Sakura it will all be over soon just...ugh...stop struggling!

Sakura: No! Get off! It hurts! Gahh!

Sasuke: Hold still! This would be a lot easier if you would stop moving!

Sakura: But it hurts!

Sasuke: Don't be such a baby! Stop crying...it's annoying!

Sakura: Shut up sasuke! Just hurry up and finish! Gahhhh it hurts!

Sasuke: *grunts* I think I'm close! It's coming! Ughhhhh!

Sakura: Oh my god! That feels soooo good! Thank you sasuke-kun!

Sasuke: Yeah yeah just don't tell anyone.

Naruto Hey! what's going on in here!? Sakura-chan what did that teme do to y- whahhh?

Sakura: Oh hey Naruto-kun! Sasuke-kun was just helping me get a chunk of glass out of my foot.

Sasuke: Hn. Clumsy as always.

Sakura: Hey! It's your fault that you broke that glass and didn't tell me. And stop "Hn" ing me it's annoying!

Sasuke: Hn...

Sakura: Oh god not this again! *facepalms*

Naruto: Wait you mean you guys...that...he...and you...and...but...I...thought...WHAT!? *THUD!* passes out

Sakura: Whats with him?

Sasuke: Dobe...what an idiot.

End!