Part 11
Quill: (yawns) Kojiro, what are you doing here?
Kojiro: What the hell, was I sleepwalking?
Quill: Obviously.
Kojiro: Sorry.
Quill: It's OK. What time is it?
Kojiro: (shrugs)
Quill: (Grabs her clock) HOLY SHIT! IGOTTAGOBYE!
Kojiro: Dewa mata.
James: (Is walking around the top of the complex, looking like a retard trying to get rid
of a box of Meowth kittens) Anyone want one? Free to a good home! Please? GOD I CAN'T TAKE CARE OF THEM!
Quill: (Finally gets to the top of the complex, than starts wheezing)
Weezing: Weezing?
Narrator Parentheses Dude: No, not Weezing, wheezing!
Weezing: Weezing.
Quill: Am I late?
Jessie: What for?
Quill: Work!
Brock: It's Sunday you dork!
Quill: Oh...
James: Would you like a kitten?
Quill: Where did you get them all?
James: On the show Meowth and Meowsy aren't together. Otherwise...
Meowth: And condoms don't work over fur.
Meowsy: Nya nya!
Quill: What great information to know.
Meowsy: Nya.
Quill: OK, I'll take one.
James: You sure you don't want more? Please? PLEASE?
Quill: (sigh) OK, I'll take two of them. But don't you try to raise it to three.
James: Here you go. Where's Kojiro?
Quill: In my apartment.
James: ???
Quill: I dunno either. Don't make it anything or you'll find two meowing monsters back in
your box.
Quill: Yes ma'am.
Kojiro: Quill, did you know its
Quill: Sunday? Yeah, that's why I raced up here, because I knew I didn't need to work.
Kojiro: Uh, OK.
Quill: Dumbass.
James: You said it.
Quill: HEY! AW! SHI'IN KRU! MI SHI'IN KOJIRO Y MI PUEDU SESHU DONOCHE!
James: Kojiro, could you tell me what the hell she just said?
Kojiro: I, I have no clue what she said, what did you say Quill?
Quill: If I told you, it would drastically change the rating of this story.
James and Kojiro: Oh.
Jessie: I have something to tell you guys.
All: What?
Jessie: I'm moving to California.
James: What? Why?
Jessie: I got a much better job that working on these stupid fics, plus the series is caught up
for another 15 years, so I really want to get out of this small-town.
James: (Starts to tear up) Will we see you again?
Jessie: I don't know. It's a long drive from Wisconsin to California.
James: (Tears up worse) How about when I go to Vegas again?
Jessie: Maybe. I wouldn't count on it though.
Cassidy: (Rubs her temples)
Butch: Cassidy?
Cassidy: I'm moving too.
All: WHAT?
Cassidy: To Maine.
Quill: What's going on??? We're all breaking up!
Musashi: And we all have to go back to Japan!
Kojiro: No, uh, I'm staying here.
All: What?
Kojiro: What else do I have to do in Japan? My parents are dead and I have no friends there.
Takeshi: No friends? Don't you consider us arr your friends?
Kojiro: Kind of.
Musashi: What about me?
Kojiro: Go away. I don't like you.
Musashi: Whatever.
Quill: THIS SUCKS ASS! NOW WE'RE SHORT FIVE PEOPLE!
Ash: Actually...
Misty: No!
Ash: I'm going to Texas to fullfill my dream of being a Country Singer.
Gary: I'm going to be a Disk Jockey in Connecticut.
Brock: (Looks around, then sighs) Factory worker in Missouri.
All the Joys and Jennys: LAKER GIRLS!
Quill, James, Misty, and Butch: NOOOOO!
Kojiro: I didn't know your stories could be so sad.
Quill: Me neither.
James: JESSIE I'M COMING WITH YOU!
Jessie: Why?
James: I LOVE YOU JESSIE!!!
Jessie: Really?
James: IF IT WASN'T TRUE WOULD I BE STANDING HERE HOLDING A BOX OF KITTENS LIKE A RETARD TELLING YOU I LOVE YOU?
Jessie: Probably not...
James: SEE?!
Butch: In that case I'm coming with you Cassidy!
Cassidy: Oh I love you Butch!
Butch: I love you Cassidy!
Butch and Cassidy: (Kiss)
James: Butch, you ripped my idea off!
Butch: Shut up asshole.
Ash: Misty?
Misty: OK, I've got nothing better to do.
Gary: Cheerleaders?
Cheerleaders: (in unison, along with the Jennys and Joys) WE'RE LAKER GIRLS!
Gary: OOHHHH.
Quill: Bye everyone. See you all someday!
Kojiro: Maybe.
Musashi: See you Koji.
Kojiro: Shut up bitch.
Quill: This could be the last time you see her, don't do that.
Kojiro: OK, you're OK. Don't let this leave the country though, OK?
Musashi: OK. Bye! Sayounara!
Kojiro: Sayounara!
Quill: Ash, I hope you get to be a Country Singer!
Gary: Someday maybe I'll interview you on my radio station!
Ash: That would be correct, y'all! (tips his cowboy hat, with the trademark symbol on it of course!)
Misty: And I get to be a COWGIRL!
Ash: I'll dedicate my first song to you, girly!
Misty: I knew you would sugar!
Brock: That was really disturbing.
Yamato: C'mon Brock! We'll miss the bus!
Brock: Bye!
Quill: Bye!
Kojiro: The best of luck to you, James.
James: (whispers) Watch out for Quill, she scares me.
Quill: I HEARD THAT SHITHEAD!
James: Doh.
Kojiro: Bye.
James: Bye! (Gets in his van with Jessie, then drives away. The only ones left are JC and Kojiro)
Quill: How did I ever get stuck with you?
Kojiro: Just luck I guess.
Quill: LUCK?
Kojiro: Yup! I'm real lucky (rolls eyes)
Quill: We'll see how fricking lucky lucky you are after I pound your brains out, bitch!
Kojiro: Bye. (Runs away)
Part 17 -- A Reunion
Kojiro: (On the top of the Complex looking at the sky with Quill) I miss the rest of the group.
Quill: Me too. It's so much cooler when we can see them all.
Kojiro: I'm lonely. I want James. And I want my sister.
Quill: Which one is your sister?
Kojiro: Musashi.
Quill: Then why do you keep insulting her?
Kojiro: Plain old sibling-rivalry. I really do love her, but she doesn't like me, so I back off.
Quill: Actually, she really seems to like you a lot.
Kojiro: (Sighs) I know, but I can't let her know I like her back.
Nyasu: Nya, zat's the story.
Kojiro: Shut up.
Quill: We'll probably see them again someday.
Kojiro: Maybe.
Meanwhile, on the airplane
James: (Is stroking Jessie's hair looking out the window. Jessie is asleep.) I almost wish we hadn't left.
Jessie: Me too.
James: I thought you were asleep.
Jessie: I was.
James: Maybe we should go back.
Jessie: We're up in the sky right now, can't do that.
James: Well... we can consider it a vacation to LA, and we can go back home!
Jessie: YEAH!
Meowth: Dat's right!
All: We're going home!
And in Texas
Ash: (Is getting pelted with rotten fruit)
Misty: HURRY HONEY OUR BUS IS WAITING!
Gary: (Runs with them) You bastard! I got fired from my radio station because of you!
Ash: That's your fault! You knew I suck!
And back at the complex
Kojiro and Quill: (Are making out at the top of the complex)
Brock: (Walks through the door)
Quill: AHHH! What the hell are you doing here?
Brock: I was fired and Yamato left me.
Kojiro: That sucks.
Brock: And I'm still a fraking virgin! You wanna try a threesome?
Kojiro and Quill: NO.
Quill: Why do you care if you're a virgin or not. It doesn't matter.
Brock: I guess not.
Giovanni: (Walks in) Hello you three.
Quill: Wow! Your first appearance! Why are you in a thong?
Giovanni: I heard Brock say the term threesome.
Kojiro: (Latches onto Quill's back) HELP.
Quill: He never said threesome... he said... treesome. The complex is not treesome.
Giovanni: OK. (Leaves)
Kojiro: Quill, he wanted to...
Quill: I know, Jo, I know.
Part 18
Ash: So, in other words, I got booed offstage.
Quill: That's harsh.
Giovanni: I remember when I was a musician.
Quill: What happened?
Giovanni: I'm not at liberty to say.
Kojiro: Oh...
Cassidy: Did you hear?
All: What?
Cassidy: Jessie and James are coming back!
Quill: Cool!
Kojiro: Awesome! I can pick on him again!
Butch: Why would you want to do that?
Kojiro: I found this picture of him when he was in high school! (Shows them a picture. It's obviously James, but with blonde hair and a bowl cut. He has a braid in the back of his head.)
Butch: Ewwwwww...
Quill: He looks a little... gay... doesn't he?
Kojiro: Uhuhuhuhuhuh...
Butch: At least he doesn't look like a girl...
Brock: Yes he does.
Cassidy: Where did you get that?
Kojiro: Giovanni.
Brock: Giovanni, where did you get that?
Giovanni: I'm not at liberty to say. I need to go. I have ballet practice. (walks out. Before he leaves, he pulls a pink tutu out of his bag)
Kojiro: There is something wrong with that man.
Quill: Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Cassidy: Maybe... hit in the head with a mallet when he was little?
Quill: A mallet? He was hit in the head with a tree.
Brock: Enough. Anyway, Quill, I was wondering if later we could
Quill: NO.
Kojiro: I was wondering, Brock, what's your phone number? I want to sell your number to a telemarketer. You don't mind, do you?
Brock: Of course not. I love it when they call me! I love talking to strange people!
Quill: And those Jehovah's Witnesses really keep you company!
Kojiro: I wish some would come over right now!
Brock: My number is 661-9737!
Giovanni: (In a pink tutu) Mine is 1-900-GIODUDE. (walks out)
Quill: Uhhhhhhhhhhh.............................
Kojiro: If he lives here... I think we should lock the door tonight, Quill.
Quill: I think I'm going to move...
James: (Stumbles in) I... just... saw... theworstthingapersoncansee!
Jessie: Gi... Gi... Gi... o... vann.... Gi... (faints)
James: Hey, Koji! I can impress you now!
Kojiro: What the hell are you talking about?
James: (Looking through a Japanese == English translating dictionary.) Kanicha… uh… wekko no (slips) do da-uh… yeah. (Looks at Kojiro)
Kojiro: (Blinks) Are you on dope, James?
James: What makes you say that?
Kojiro: (Looks at the picture again) Hehehe…
James: What are you looking at?
Kojiro: Oh… nothing.
James: LEMME SEE! (Jumps on Kojiro to grab the picture)
Kojiro: GET OFFA ME!
Quill: GET OFFA HIM!
James: Whose side are you on?
Quill: KOJI'S!
James: HOW FAMILIAR IS THAT! GIVE ME THE PICTURE! (Grabs the picture and looks at it) Oh… my… god…
Kojiro: Oooh, you must've been a DEMON, Jim!
James: WHY YOU LITTLE! (Jumps back on Kojiro) WHERE DID YOU GET IT?
Kojiro: GIOVANNI GAVE IT TO ME!
James: That moron yellowjacket! What else did he give you?
Kojiro: The address to your little website.
James: WHICH WEBSITE!!!
Kojiro: The one you don't want your Mom to see. And he also gave me some "other" pictures of Jessie and Cassidy, but that's a different story.
Butch: What?
Cassidy: (Looking at Butch) WE WERE YOUNG!
Jessie: (Looking at James) I WAS LONELY!
James: (Isn't listening, but looking at the picture Kojiro gave him) Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh……………
Jessie: (Thwacks James on the head)
Butch: Hey, James, can I see?
James: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh…………..
Quill: I think I just got an unwilling look at what goes on in the male mind 24/7.
Kojiro: It's no secret.
Quill: Then… what is it officially?
Kojiro: Officially? All we ever think about is sex.
Giovanni: Yes. Viagra was a very pleasing invention.
Quill: How did you get here?
Giovanni: Ballet is over.
Kojiro: Seriously, what did you think we think about, gardening?
Giovanni: Are you dissing my garden?
Kojiro: Well, your garden dulls girls senses so they do have sex with you.
Brock: It's… uh it's Acapulco Gold, it's (Falls asleep)
Cassidy: So… anyone here do drugs… besides Gio?
Giovanni: One doesn't use his own merchandise if he expects to make a profit.
Gary: How much?
Giovanni: It's not for you.
James: Do they count alcohol as a drug?
Jessie: Yes.
James: Pf, I'm out.
Quill: I'm completely clean.
Kojiro: Me too… I think… I'm not sure.
All: (Look)
James: What do girls think about?
Jessie: Heh, just stuff.
Kojiro: C'mon! We told you ours!
Butch: Nothing can be worse then thinking about… (Stares at Cassidy)
James: Stop undressing her with your eyes, Butch, you'll ruin the effect.
Butch: Sorry.
Quill: Well… I think about the same thing.
James: NAKED WOMEN? YOU'RE GAY!?!?
Quill: NO!!!
Kojiro: SHE IS NOT GAY!
James: How would you know?
Kojiro: Whoah…
James: What? Stop undressing me with your eyes.
Kojiro: Sorry.
James: I THOUGHT I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!
Kojiro: I wasn't (Looks all coy and adorable)
James: HIDE ME!
Kojiro: (Whispering to Quill) I was being sarcastic.
Quill: (Whispering to Kojiro) I know.
Quill: (yawns) Kojiro, what are you doing here?
Kojiro: What the hell, was I sleepwalking?
Quill: Obviously.
Kojiro: Sorry.
Quill: It's OK. What time is it?
Kojiro: (shrugs)
Quill: (Grabs her clock) HOLY SHIT! IGOTTAGOBYE!
Kojiro: Dewa mata.
James: (Is walking around the top of the complex, looking like a retard trying to get rid
of a box of Meowth kittens) Anyone want one? Free to a good home! Please? GOD I CAN'T TAKE CARE OF THEM!
Quill: (Finally gets to the top of the complex, than starts wheezing)
Weezing: Weezing?
Narrator Parentheses Dude: No, not Weezing, wheezing!
Weezing: Weezing.
Quill: Am I late?
Jessie: What for?
Quill: Work!
Brock: It's Sunday you dork!
Quill: Oh...
James: Would you like a kitten?
Quill: Where did you get them all?
James: On the show Meowth and Meowsy aren't together. Otherwise...
Meowth: And condoms don't work over fur.
Meowsy: Nya nya!
Quill: What great information to know.
Meowsy: Nya.
Quill: OK, I'll take one.
James: You sure you don't want more? Please? PLEASE?
Quill: (sigh) OK, I'll take two of them. But don't you try to raise it to three.
James: Here you go. Where's Kojiro?
Quill: In my apartment.
James: ???
Quill: I dunno either. Don't make it anything or you'll find two meowing monsters back in
your box.
Quill: Yes ma'am.
Kojiro: Quill, did you know its
Quill: Sunday? Yeah, that's why I raced up here, because I knew I didn't need to work.
Kojiro: Uh, OK.
Quill: Dumbass.
James: You said it.
Quill: HEY! AW! SHI'IN KRU! MI SHI'IN KOJIRO Y MI PUEDU SESHU DONOCHE!
James: Kojiro, could you tell me what the hell she just said?
Kojiro: I, I have no clue what she said, what did you say Quill?
Quill: If I told you, it would drastically change the rating of this story.
James and Kojiro: Oh.
Jessie: I have something to tell you guys.
All: What?
Jessie: I'm moving to California.
James: What? Why?
Jessie: I got a much better job that working on these stupid fics, plus the series is caught up
for another 15 years, so I really want to get out of this small-town.
James: (Starts to tear up) Will we see you again?
Jessie: I don't know. It's a long drive from Wisconsin to California.
James: (Tears up worse) How about when I go to Vegas again?
Jessie: Maybe. I wouldn't count on it though.
Cassidy: (Rubs her temples)
Butch: Cassidy?
Cassidy: I'm moving too.
All: WHAT?
Cassidy: To Maine.
Quill: What's going on??? We're all breaking up!
Musashi: And we all have to go back to Japan!
Kojiro: No, uh, I'm staying here.
All: What?
Kojiro: What else do I have to do in Japan? My parents are dead and I have no friends there.
Takeshi: No friends? Don't you consider us arr your friends?
Kojiro: Kind of.
Musashi: What about me?
Kojiro: Go away. I don't like you.
Musashi: Whatever.
Quill: THIS SUCKS ASS! NOW WE'RE SHORT FIVE PEOPLE!
Ash: Actually...
Misty: No!
Ash: I'm going to Texas to fullfill my dream of being a Country Singer.
Gary: I'm going to be a Disk Jockey in Connecticut.
Brock: (Looks around, then sighs) Factory worker in Missouri.
All the Joys and Jennys: LAKER GIRLS!
Quill, James, Misty, and Butch: NOOOOO!
Kojiro: I didn't know your stories could be so sad.
Quill: Me neither.
James: JESSIE I'M COMING WITH YOU!
Jessie: Why?
James: I LOVE YOU JESSIE!!!
Jessie: Really?
James: IF IT WASN'T TRUE WOULD I BE STANDING HERE HOLDING A BOX OF KITTENS LIKE A RETARD TELLING YOU I LOVE YOU?
Jessie: Probably not...
James: SEE?!
Butch: In that case I'm coming with you Cassidy!
Cassidy: Oh I love you Butch!
Butch: I love you Cassidy!
Butch and Cassidy: (Kiss)
James: Butch, you ripped my idea off!
Butch: Shut up asshole.
Ash: Misty?
Misty: OK, I've got nothing better to do.
Gary: Cheerleaders?
Cheerleaders: (in unison, along with the Jennys and Joys) WE'RE LAKER GIRLS!
Gary: OOHHHH.
Quill: Bye everyone. See you all someday!
Kojiro: Maybe.
Musashi: See you Koji.
Kojiro: Shut up bitch.
Quill: This could be the last time you see her, don't do that.
Kojiro: OK, you're OK. Don't let this leave the country though, OK?
Musashi: OK. Bye! Sayounara!
Kojiro: Sayounara!
Quill: Ash, I hope you get to be a Country Singer!
Gary: Someday maybe I'll interview you on my radio station!
Ash: That would be correct, y'all! (tips his cowboy hat, with the trademark symbol on it of course!)
Misty: And I get to be a COWGIRL!
Ash: I'll dedicate my first song to you, girly!
Misty: I knew you would sugar!
Brock: That was really disturbing.
Yamato: C'mon Brock! We'll miss the bus!
Brock: Bye!
Quill: Bye!
Kojiro: The best of luck to you, James.
James: (whispers) Watch out for Quill, she scares me.
Quill: I HEARD THAT SHITHEAD!
James: Doh.
Kojiro: Bye.
James: Bye! (Gets in his van with Jessie, then drives away. The only ones left are JC and Kojiro)
Quill: How did I ever get stuck with you?
Kojiro: Just luck I guess.
Quill: LUCK?
Kojiro: Yup! I'm real lucky (rolls eyes)
Quill: We'll see how fricking lucky lucky you are after I pound your brains out, bitch!
Kojiro: Bye. (Runs away)
Part 17 -- A Reunion
Kojiro: (On the top of the Complex looking at the sky with Quill) I miss the rest of the group.
Quill: Me too. It's so much cooler when we can see them all.
Kojiro: I'm lonely. I want James. And I want my sister.
Quill: Which one is your sister?
Kojiro: Musashi.
Quill: Then why do you keep insulting her?
Kojiro: Plain old sibling-rivalry. I really do love her, but she doesn't like me, so I back off.
Quill: Actually, she really seems to like you a lot.
Kojiro: (Sighs) I know, but I can't let her know I like her back.
Nyasu: Nya, zat's the story.
Kojiro: Shut up.
Quill: We'll probably see them again someday.
Kojiro: Maybe.
Meanwhile, on the airplane
James: (Is stroking Jessie's hair looking out the window. Jessie is asleep.) I almost wish we hadn't left.
Jessie: Me too.
James: I thought you were asleep.
Jessie: I was.
James: Maybe we should go back.
Jessie: We're up in the sky right now, can't do that.
James: Well... we can consider it a vacation to LA, and we can go back home!
Jessie: YEAH!
Meowth: Dat's right!
All: We're going home!
And in Texas
Ash: (Is getting pelted with rotten fruit)
Misty: HURRY HONEY OUR BUS IS WAITING!
Gary: (Runs with them) You bastard! I got fired from my radio station because of you!
Ash: That's your fault! You knew I suck!
And back at the complex
Kojiro and Quill: (Are making out at the top of the complex)
Brock: (Walks through the door)
Quill: AHHH! What the hell are you doing here?
Brock: I was fired and Yamato left me.
Kojiro: That sucks.
Brock: And I'm still a fraking virgin! You wanna try a threesome?
Kojiro and Quill: NO.
Quill: Why do you care if you're a virgin or not. It doesn't matter.
Brock: I guess not.
Giovanni: (Walks in) Hello you three.
Quill: Wow! Your first appearance! Why are you in a thong?
Giovanni: I heard Brock say the term threesome.
Kojiro: (Latches onto Quill's back) HELP.
Quill: He never said threesome... he said... treesome. The complex is not treesome.
Giovanni: OK. (Leaves)
Kojiro: Quill, he wanted to...
Quill: I know, Jo, I know.
Part 18
Ash: So, in other words, I got booed offstage.
Quill: That's harsh.
Giovanni: I remember when I was a musician.
Quill: What happened?
Giovanni: I'm not at liberty to say.
Kojiro: Oh...
Cassidy: Did you hear?
All: What?
Cassidy: Jessie and James are coming back!
Quill: Cool!
Kojiro: Awesome! I can pick on him again!
Butch: Why would you want to do that?
Kojiro: I found this picture of him when he was in high school! (Shows them a picture. It's obviously James, but with blonde hair and a bowl cut. He has a braid in the back of his head.)
Butch: Ewwwwww...
Quill: He looks a little... gay... doesn't he?
Kojiro: Uhuhuhuhuhuh...
Butch: At least he doesn't look like a girl...
Brock: Yes he does.
Cassidy: Where did you get that?
Kojiro: Giovanni.
Brock: Giovanni, where did you get that?
Giovanni: I'm not at liberty to say. I need to go. I have ballet practice. (walks out. Before he leaves, he pulls a pink tutu out of his bag)
Kojiro: There is something wrong with that man.
Quill: Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Cassidy: Maybe... hit in the head with a mallet when he was little?
Quill: A mallet? He was hit in the head with a tree.
Brock: Enough. Anyway, Quill, I was wondering if later we could
Quill: NO.
Kojiro: I was wondering, Brock, what's your phone number? I want to sell your number to a telemarketer. You don't mind, do you?
Brock: Of course not. I love it when they call me! I love talking to strange people!
Quill: And those Jehovah's Witnesses really keep you company!
Kojiro: I wish some would come over right now!
Brock: My number is 661-9737!
Giovanni: (In a pink tutu) Mine is 1-900-GIODUDE. (walks out)
Quill: Uhhhhhhhhhhh.............................
Kojiro: If he lives here... I think we should lock the door tonight, Quill.
Quill: I think I'm going to move...
James: (Stumbles in) I... just... saw... theworstthingapersoncansee!
Jessie: Gi... Gi... Gi... o... vann.... Gi... (faints)
James: Hey, Koji! I can impress you now!
Kojiro: What the hell are you talking about?
James: (Looking through a Japanese == English translating dictionary.) Kanicha… uh… wekko no (slips) do da-uh… yeah. (Looks at Kojiro)
Kojiro: (Blinks) Are you on dope, James?
James: What makes you say that?
Kojiro: (Looks at the picture again) Hehehe…
James: What are you looking at?
Kojiro: Oh… nothing.
James: LEMME SEE! (Jumps on Kojiro to grab the picture)
Kojiro: GET OFFA ME!
Quill: GET OFFA HIM!
James: Whose side are you on?
Quill: KOJI'S!
James: HOW FAMILIAR IS THAT! GIVE ME THE PICTURE! (Grabs the picture and looks at it) Oh… my… god…
Kojiro: Oooh, you must've been a DEMON, Jim!
James: WHY YOU LITTLE! (Jumps back on Kojiro) WHERE DID YOU GET IT?
Kojiro: GIOVANNI GAVE IT TO ME!
James: That moron yellowjacket! What else did he give you?
Kojiro: The address to your little website.
James: WHICH WEBSITE!!!
Kojiro: The one you don't want your Mom to see. And he also gave me some "other" pictures of Jessie and Cassidy, but that's a different story.
Butch: What?
Cassidy: (Looking at Butch) WE WERE YOUNG!
Jessie: (Looking at James) I WAS LONELY!
James: (Isn't listening, but looking at the picture Kojiro gave him) Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh……………
Jessie: (Thwacks James on the head)
Butch: Hey, James, can I see?
James: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh…………..
Quill: I think I just got an unwilling look at what goes on in the male mind 24/7.
Kojiro: It's no secret.
Quill: Then… what is it officially?
Kojiro: Officially? All we ever think about is sex.
Giovanni: Yes. Viagra was a very pleasing invention.
Quill: How did you get here?
Giovanni: Ballet is over.
Kojiro: Seriously, what did you think we think about, gardening?
Giovanni: Are you dissing my garden?
Kojiro: Well, your garden dulls girls senses so they do have sex with you.
Brock: It's… uh it's Acapulco Gold, it's (Falls asleep)
Cassidy: So… anyone here do drugs… besides Gio?
Giovanni: One doesn't use his own merchandise if he expects to make a profit.
Gary: How much?
Giovanni: It's not for you.
James: Do they count alcohol as a drug?
Jessie: Yes.
James: Pf, I'm out.
Quill: I'm completely clean.
Kojiro: Me too… I think… I'm not sure.
All: (Look)
James: What do girls think about?
Jessie: Heh, just stuff.
Kojiro: C'mon! We told you ours!
Butch: Nothing can be worse then thinking about… (Stares at Cassidy)
James: Stop undressing her with your eyes, Butch, you'll ruin the effect.
Butch: Sorry.
Quill: Well… I think about the same thing.
James: NAKED WOMEN? YOU'RE GAY!?!?
Quill: NO!!!
Kojiro: SHE IS NOT GAY!
James: How would you know?
Kojiro: Whoah…
James: What? Stop undressing me with your eyes.
Kojiro: Sorry.
James: I THOUGHT I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!
Kojiro: I wasn't (Looks all coy and adorable)
James: HIDE ME!
Kojiro: (Whispering to Quill) I was being sarcastic.
Quill: (Whispering to Kojiro) I know.