Well is my first fic So... Anyway here goes nothing this is a one shot ps I don't own kickin' it because if I did Kim and jack would already be married with kids so yeah
I walked into my sister Millie's house with my husband Jack. It was Christmas dinner and the only thing keeping me from happiness was my sister's ass of a husband Brody.
"Hey Kim and Jack," I heard almost everybody say. I heard one," Hey Bitch and Jack," from the direction of Brody. My hand twitched. We graces our graces as I tried to ignore Brody.
" Hey Bitch pass the salt," Brody said to me. My eye twitched. Jack calmed me down by wrapping his arm around my waist. Too bad that calm wouldn't last.
" So Millie about that diet we talked about earlier?" I asked. I started to continue but was so rudely interrupted. " What , is Bitch worried about getting fat?" Asked Brody. My eye twitched. I was about to go Kim Anderson on his sorry ass.
" First of all that's not my name, it's Kim!" I yelled. " Second, I need it because I'm pregnant. With pregnancy comes mood swings and right now my mood is beyond pissed!" I yelled even louder at Brody, who held a scared look on his face.
I marched down the hall still yelling,"Next time I will personally rip your legs off and stuff them up your ass! I should've jumped across that table and ripped out your-" I was cut off by the door I slammed. It was ok though. The children at the table had bad enough colorful words for today.
I flopped on the bed and ignored every knock at my door. " Im sorry Kim. I was just jealous that you were getting more attention from Millie than me," I heard Brody say. I really didn't care. I just needed to cool of right now. With that I went to sleep.
I woke up the next morning with text to check out some video titled Just In Time For Christmas. I lazily walked to my laptop and searched it. What I saw made my jaw drop.
My whole meltdown had been tapped from start to finish. The video had been tapped by someone called SwagMasterYo. Jerry. It had 20 million hits already. I felt a little ashamed.
Seeing what actually done, I decided that I was craving pancakes and that I needed to apologize. I didn't mean to do it, I mean I'm pregnant with potentially four of Jack's children. Hormones aren't exactly the easiest things for me to control.
Well I guess I'm about to apologize. Even I want to see me do that.
Well did you like? If you want me to continue just review and I will forever( not really!) love you.
