his story is really short and really rediculous so if you don't like it don't read ...I guess
There was a guy who was about to cross the street until an old dude stopped him
Old Dude: Wait! You can't cross the street, you didn't look both ways
Guy: so, its not like I'm going to get hit by a car
The guy crossed the street and then got hit by a car
Old Dude: told you
THE END