The G-Boyz Meet Jerry Springer
LEGAL JUNK: I don't own Gundam Wing L or the Jerry Springer Show, so don't go suing me!
Jerry: Welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen. Today our show is called "I was attracted to a Gundam Pilot, and He Ruined My Life!"
Audience: *Applause, Whistling, Screaming, Chanting 'Jerry, Jerry'*
Jerry: Our first guest is named Hildie Spiker. Let's bring her out, Come on out, Hildie!
Hildie: *Walks out on stage*
Audience: *booing, screaming*
Jerry: So, Hildie, what's going on?
Hildie: Well, I was working for OZ during the war-
Audience: *massive booing and screaming, major putting down*
Hildie: Shut up, yall! You have NO IDEA what you are talking about! And, Well, I was MAJORLY attracted to the Gundam Pilot Duo Maxwell. Well, he rejected me. And I am here to tell him how he ruined my life!
Jerry: Well, then, let's bring out Duo then, Duo, Come on out!
Duo: *Walks out on stage, in a flowing black robe, and a large Grim Reaper Scythe in his hand*
Audience: *Massive applause, Screaming, Worshipping*
Duo: Thank you, thank you. *sits down in chair, moves away from Hildie*
Hildie: Bastard
Duo: Whore
Hildie: How could you do that to me?
Duo: What?
Hildie: YOU RUINED MY LIFE!
Duo: How?
Hildie: You rejected me, and I was kicked out of the OZ army! You forced me to become a full time hoe!
Duo: This affects me how?
Hildie: You owe me big time, pal!
Duo: Here is your reward, then.
Hildie: *satisfied look on her face*
Duo: *Raises scythe and proceeds to slice her head off*
Hildie's Head: *Rolls across the floor*
Duo: There you go, a one way trip to the afterlife, free of charge.
Audience: *More worshipping, applause, and the like*
Jerry: Well, Then. How about we bring out our next guest? Relena Peacecraft, come on out!
Relena: *walks out in regal outfits, ick*
Audience: *massive dissing, booing, ect.*
Jerry: So, Relena, what is going on with you?
Relena: I liked that Heero until he rejected me!
Jerry: Would you like to confront him?
Relena: You mean kick him in the balls if he has any and smack him?
Jerry: Whatever. Come on out Heero!
Heero: *Walks out on stage*
Audience: *Worshipping, applause, u get the idea*
Heero: *Sits down in chair*
Relena: You two faced son of a bitch.
Heero: Do you still want to die?
Relena: I am queen of the world, you can't do that to me!
Heero: Arrogant little bitch. You will live to regret that *pulls out gun*
Relena: Ooh, I am SOOOO scared! Hah! Like you would actually pull the trigger!
Heero: *Shoots Relena*
Heero: Mission Accomplished
Audience: *yelling, applause, worshipping, again*
Jerry: Well, that is all we have time for today. I hop you all enjoyed the killings as much as I did. And now for our final thought. Wheather you win or lose, just remember one thing. Always assassinate your opponent. Goodnight!
Audience: *Massive applause*
Duo: *Bows again*