the 'wet' night
It was december the 24th. It was snowing in L.A. and everyone was enjoying their christmas eve. But one particular person was Strolling through the Park "OH what a wonderful evening this is, it makes me want to get very 'WET'."
This particular person then ran into the closest house they could and smeared their body in all the butter they could. Then they made love to some honey that was freshly made. She was loving the feeling of all the contents being rubbed into her skin but she was not yet satisfied. No, she needed more than this... She needed; Mayonnaise. Now she didnt want just any old plain mayonnaise. She wanted honey soy oak mayonnaise. Now this mayonnaise was only made on a special night, christmas eve. She would go house to house just too find this specific mayonnaise, and thats exactly what she did.
It took her a whole hour before she picked up a scent on the winter breeze. It was the mayonnaise she had been craving, But where was it. She noticed a whit van off in the corner of the street and she could smell it coming from there. So she walked right up too it and asked,
"Excuse me, would you by any chance have some honey soy oak mayonnaise?"
An old man opened up the back door and grinned his bucktooth grin.
"Why yes i do ma'am, its right in my van. Care too cum in and grab some, Dont worry this one is on the house."
"Why that is very polite of you too say." Answered the soon too be raped woman.
She slowly climbed into the van and was handed the mayonnaise. Then she lived the rest of her life very happy.. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? SOME HOT RAPE STORY?!
Nah just kidding here is the real ending
She slowly climbed into the van. As she did the man grabbed her and ripped her very vulgur shirt off of her body. Then he procceeded too squirt mayonnaise on her topless body
THUS THIS WAS.. THE 'WET' NIGHT
the end