A/N: This all stemmed from a dream (and yes I have weird ass dreams like this all the time… I think I have problems too…) so it was quickly decided (for me, but decided none the less) that this would be good for my second fanfic. Also, as a forewarning, this includes many original characters… but that is okay. Still to avoid confusion, I feel it is my obligation as an author to at least list these characters.

In order of age, the Kimiyashii sisters are as follows: Rayanna, Amaya, Akira, Nariko, and Satoru.

Also appearing in this fic is Hoshino Kimiyashii, who is the girls' grandfather. He will be referred to as Grandpa though out this fic.

After Grandpa realized that he couldn't be everywhere his granddaughters were, he decided to make Jiraiya his spy. It didn't work… They then reverted to sneaking around, eaves dropping on the girls. But, they weren't as sneaky as they thought they were… Therefore, Raya decided that it was her job to piss them off. They took to hiding in Raya's bathroom while she and Kakashi were alone in her room. It was one such time that they heard this:

"Come on! I really want to! Please? For me?"

"No. What about your Grandfather? If we do this, he'll have my head!"

"No he won't! If anything goes wrong, I'll tell him that it's my fault."

"Like that would help! 'You could have said no!' That's what he'll say!'

"No he won't. Come on! You love me don't you?"

"You know that I do! But,.."

"And I love you! So do it…for me."

"And you're sure that you are okay with this? Once we start, it'll be really hard to stop…"

"But I won't want to stop!"

"Okay."

The sound of zippers and rustling fabrics brushing against each other fills the bathroom.

"Now, you're sure, right?"

"Yes! Now come on already!"

More noises fill the background, causing the two in the bathroom to stop breathing all together.

"Ow."

"Are you okay? Do you want to stop?"

"NO! Just startled, that's all."



For almost an hour the only sounds that could be heard coming out of the room were deep, labored breathing, giggles, small sounds of pleasure and the rustle of fabric as skin was moved quickly over it.

"That was great!"

"It was wasn't it! You want to do it again?"

Grandpa and Jiraiya: Oo speechless, shocked and disgusted, all at the same time (while still being in the bathroom)

"No. Not now. I want to get cleaned up a bit first."

opens bathroom door

By this point, the two men in the bathroom are on the floor twitching.

"How could you, Rayanna? I thought I brought you up better than that?"

"Yes. And I thought I knew how little shame you had. Now, I've seen a level below. A whole new sublevel of shamelessness!" Raya said glaring down at them holding a bottle of ink and a handful of paintbrushes. "Perverted old men." She added as she walked past them as if nothing happened.

As they watched her walk past Hoshino noticed that she was covered in various writing that looked like it had been put there by the bottled ink.

"Any reason why you are still in my bathroom?"

"No. I was just leaving actually."