Prologue
Sawsin
"Shit shit shit!
I'm stuck in a building with a bunch or giant robots fighting in the streets!
I'm stuck in one of the buildings that they are fighting near!
And the fact that im in the tools section does not help me at all! Curse my weird attraction to shiny things!" I think scream.
I'm standing an isle of one of those "one stop shop" place.
I was there to get more screws and got pulled over to the shiny, sharp metal objects.
I look out the window in horror as they start to come closer and I see a boy about my age running with a box in his hand.
"Why is that guy running with a box in his hand? Drop the freaking box and run for it!
The idiot. Now the giant flying robot of doom is going after him because he is not fast enough!"
I do a fast face-palm and look up to see him still running away.
"Run forest run! Drop the box and run! And how come there is a missile coming at... Oh shit cakes."
I start to run down the isle with the band saws in it as the missile comes towards me.
I look back to see it nick one of the saw blades. "Aw, snicker-doodles."
It explodes and I get sent flying into one of the other band saws. I see white for a couple of minutes and after a bit I can see out of my right eye.
But not my left one for some reason.
I look up to see the teen stick the box into the flying robot of dooms chest.
I see another white light of an explosion and a shard of something flying at me at a high velocity. It hits me in the stomach and I black out from the pain.
Thats the day when my life was ruined.