Disclaimer: I do not own Sam And Cat.

Chapter 1

Where did we start?

This is a story of how I died. No I'm totally kidding. This story is of how I found my self. The story of something new and unexpected. A brilliant new world with twist and turns. And eventually even love. Enough with the sap I'll cut to the chase.

This is the story of Sam and Cat

All those times teachers where yelling at me that I was on the road to no where. I never thought it would be true. I mean. Everything that made me feel good and safe was gone. I had no where I could go. Carly left. Freddie left. My Mom left. For once in my life I realized that no matter how independent I made my self to be , I needed those people to depend on. So here I was on my motorcycle, and just like they said, I was on the road to no where.

Actually? Where was I? After the night I had the fight with Freddie I just sort of packed everything up and rode away on my motorcycle. I didn't know where I was going but that didn't matter. I just kept driving where ever felt right. I looked around. Apparently L.A was feeling right. I pulled over by some school called Hollywood Arts. I leaned against the wall and admired the Hollywood sign. Suddenly I got a weird sensation in my stomach. Was this the "felt right" feeling? Weird. Never thought it felt like this when I found the right place. Then the smell of a taco truck hit me and my stomach made that weird feeling again. I had to chuckle at that. God Sam its no special feeling. Your just hungry. I followed the taco truck smell leading me to some greasy guy in a very beat up truck. Am I really going to eat here? Of course I am. After taking a very questionable burrito from a very shifty truck, I decided to look around. I took a bite out of my burrito only to look down and see a battery. Oh well. Didn't say I made good choices when it came to what I ate.

I went back to go hit that dipshit who sold me this but I heard a laugh. A very high pitched and annoying laugh. I turned around and the first thing I saw was very long and thick, bright red hair. After that everything else sorta came all at once. The pink bike and pink out fit. I looked at her face and I could tell by her goofy smile that the lights where not on up stairs. I leaned against the wall and watched the red headed girl. Her hair reminded me of red velvet cupcakes, and that reminded me how hungry I was. I took a few bites of my burrito and by the time I looked up she been putting herself in a large garbage can. I shook my head. God these Hollywood people. I looked again and she had seemed to be getting a cat for those boys. He musta got stuck in the can so of course little red would save the day. I went to go get back on my bike but I had this feeling to turn around. Of course I stupidly did . Only to see that the red girl was just thrown in a garbage truck!

Holy crap! Okay. Just walk away Puckett. Walk away. Damn it I couldn't do it. Before I knew it my body started to do its own thing. Which was a full on sprint after the garbage truck. I started to scream. Hoping they would hear me. With no avail I finally just climbed onto the back of the garbage truck. What are you getting yourself into Puckett?. I got on top and before I knew it I jumped right in it. Man it reeked in here. I saw the girl upside down kicking her legs. I quickly helped back up. She looked all shocked and frightened. Man could her eyes get any bigger? Her frown went to a huge smile in a snap.

"Your Sam from Icarly!" She giggled. I was astound by this. I save jump in a nasty dump truck to save her and those are the first words she says? My thoughts where interupted by the loud crashing noise. Suddenly worried the girl grabbed my hand. "What's that noise?!". A little taken back that she would just grab me I quickly replied

"That's the sound of two girls about to get crushed!" Little red started to panic and frantically look around.

"I'm gonna faint!" She squealed

"Your not gonna faint!"

"Are you sure? Cause sometimes when I get scared I- " before I knew it she collapsed in my arms.

"Shit! All right I guess I'll save your life!"

I dong know how I got us out of that truck but I'm glad I did. I gently set her on the ground. How was I going to get her to wake up? Usually if this was anyone else I would simply slap them hard enough to make them come to. But for some reason I couldn't bring myself to do it. Avoiding the mental question as to why I couldn't, I started to look around for some way to get her awake. I looked at the stray dog that circled my motorcycle. "Have you got any ideas puppy?" Then it hit me. I carefully picked up the small dog and put it on the girls chest. He started licking her face making her giggle and flutter her eyes open. She looked up at me and smiled.

"Well hi." She sat up and stuck her nose up and started to sniff the air. She looked up at me with her big doe like eyes " what is that smell?"

"That's us kid."

"Oh". She frowned. Suddenly her face lightened up "hey! You saved my life!"

"Yeah I did, didn't I" she leaned forward and gave me a hug.

"Thank you" she whispered in my ear. I pushed her back a little bit. No one just goes and hugs me.

"Yeah no problem kid. Just don't ever do that again!" She moved back a little and frowned. She started to perk up once more

"Hey! Why don't you come to my house and take a shower!" I looked at her. Was she just naturally this open with everyone? I didn't even know her. " I know you don't know me very well..." what was she reading my thoughts? "..but you saved my life! At least let me give you the gift of showering!" She giggled. I sat there and looked at her a moment. Just a shower and then I will ditch this bubblegum poptart. I looked down and noticed that she had been holding my hand. I quickly moved it back.

"Um. Shure fine why not." She smiled really big and hugged me again. Then as if realizing what was happening she jerked back and got up to go get her pink bike.

"Come on Sam!" She giggled. Although her voice was still happy sounding I could tell that a little bit of the light had left.

" Hey!" I found my self saying "what's your name?" She walked back to me and smiled

"I'm Cat Valentine"

a/n. I know this isn't how exactly how they met. But I'm going to take a different view on the story. So some things will be altered. In this Sam doesn't open a babysitting buisness with cat. And you will find out some other alterations in this as well. Please review and feel free to give me your ideas. Oki dokee. And once again review. They are much fun too read!