Hi my nam iz precious waterbaby teh ferd n i hav long shimurin golden lockz of har dat trikel down my bak liek a waterfall (dats how my mum n dad gut my nam) n big bloo is dat twinkel liek safiers in teh sunlite. i am skinne wih big boobz n all der boiz dat meet me luv me n i men all of tem im alwayz shooin dem awa! i am a vehree speshul gurl i am half tim lord half humon n dat iz teh mohst powaful enee1 can b!1!1! not ohe dat but i woz teh chozn 1 who will sav teh uneeverz wun it iz ment 2 b teh nd of teh wurld! Becus im speshul!11! der doktar told me wen i woz a bab b4 he wnteh awa 2 fite teh mahzter. he luvd me vehree much n promezd he wud cum bak but he haznt yeht! but he will becus he alwayz cums bak n i am teh most powaful n speshul purssun hes met n i will sav him n teh wurld!1

i liv at banamen rod neer a lade namd sarah jan smith n she iz rele nic. she huntz aleenz tho so i alwayz hid from her incas she didnt liek mee n trid 2 kill mee. i hav alwayz livd at banamen rod n i sor evryfin teh banamen rod gan did. I sor look n mreea n klid n den rni n ski goin in n owt. it annoiz me soooooo mutch becus how cud u knot notis me?! dey r humon n im a tim lord N a humon! che has aleen skanr she shud hav cn me! Mab mi humon Sid haz gon into ovalod. *sihs* I hat mi lif

becus I had has enuf of dem not notisin me I desid 2 Nrol at park vail Skool 1 dai. I woz in thair klars 4 sum ressun (dats how fics wurk rite gis lol) n der teecherr mizzder charndera told mi 2 sit down nex 2 rni.

"u wil DOO sum mafz 2dai" mizzder charndera sed. He poot up a reli hrd sum on da bord.

"Wot iz 2 + 2?!" mizzder charndera boomd.

A hand wen up. Dat hand belongd 2 a reely hot boi wif seccee brown hair n brown iis dat sprkeld liek mine n I noo wee wur mnt 2 bee. he woz sat wif klid n rni so I noo he woz... LOOK!oneone!one!

"Dats eez der rnsserr iz FORRR" look told dem

Mizzder charndera woz reely happee. "Dats rite look iz de in da klars hoo durs not agre?"

I sudnlee flt a strang ssensashon in mi bodee. I cud not cuntroll mizelf. I put up mi hand!

"Akchularee u cud s a dat der anserr iz 3.98 coz 1.99 iz common lee refurd 2 as 2 - zo 1.99 n 1.99 iz 3.98 mizzder charndera."

Der hol klars woz soooo amazd bi mi skeelz. Rni n klid garspd. Look smield becus he had fownd sum1 as gud as him (OR BETTA DAN HIM)

"Wow dats a cleva wai 2 c it precious!" mizzder charndera chowtd. der hol klars WUz all liek "WL DUN PRECIOUS!" N I woz sooooo happee becus I bet der geniuss of der klars. "Soo look has kompitishion!"

Der bell went n I workd owt. Rni klid n look wer torkin abowt me. I lisnd.

"Che iz moar clver dan u!" Klid sed 2 look. "I fink ches an aleen."

Rni owlzo torkd. "doht b silee klid letz get 2 no her 1st bezids ches soopr hawt"

Look grspd. "UR a lesbeen?!"

"No but nee 1 wud get ternd on bi her tho"

Klid woz shokd "well I dun car I luv precious now anywai"

Rni rgood wif him liek dey doo (y doo peepall ship dem anywai?!) "boot I luv der!"

Look ignord dem n wen ova 2 mi

"Hi precious do u wont 2 me we can tork ABOOT fizziks n u cann cum rownd n c mi howz arfter Skool evvn tho mum dos not liek it coz we hunt aleenz n stuf dats r seecret"

I woz so happee! "YA COOL! OMG LUV U LOOK"

Look kizzd me n hugd mi seccee bodi. "I lu wil geht mizzder smith 2 zan u 2 zo dat we cn c if u r daingurooz or not 2 dat as an aleen"

I woz reely gurlad dat he didnt keel me 4 bein aleen but I woz Evan moar gurlad dat he woz goin 2 c mi arfterskool n we wur goin 2 start datin!oneone!

DUNDUNDUN WOT WILL MIZZDER SMITH N SARA JAIN ZAY ABOOT MI? WEEL WE REELY DAT?! FIND OUT NEX TIM!