Hay ya'll watch this by power of the dark side.
Summary: My first story random one shot about many redneck's famous last words.
Anakin skywalker POV
Wow this is boring. WAIT! No one has ever jumped the temple steps! "Master meet me at the temple steps". Turning the comlink off thinking I need to get Padmae to come watch this "Master I know that look. That's your I'm going to do something dangerous face". Ahsoka can get so annoying but she always has good intentions. "Master could you get the council together? I want them to see this. This will be awesome". 5 minutes later "Okay Anakin, we're ready for this little stunt of yours." Obi one always says I need to quit being reckless but this is so fun I can't stop. Ok let's see how far it is. About 100 meters. It will HURT if I fall, I mean RELLY HURT.
I'm walking back to get a running start "Hey ya'll, watch this"!
Obi-one Knobi POV:
I wish Anakin wouldn't do this. He is insane! This isn't possible. No one has even tried this.
Mace Windu POV
I'm going to enjoy seeing Skywalker wipeout! Never liked him.
Grand master Yoda POV
Crazy ,this Skywalker is.
Anakin Skywalker POV
Almost to the first step. I hope this works - especially since Padmae is hear.I've caught my foot caught the first step.
Padmae Amadalla
I fell so sorry for Anakin, but I can't stop laughing! Even Yoda is laughing. All I can hear is "ouch" and "ah that hurt"! I decided to try to rub it in a little, but Windu was handing out t-shirts that said "Anakin jumps the temple steeps FAIL epic FAIL".
5 years later
Darth Vader POV
Ok Jedi purge check list: lightsaber. Check. 501st check "ahh". Trip over the steps not on the list.