Hello! Let there be a singing Sasuke and singing Naruto! And I love it when there are singing characters!
Disclaimers: I don't own Naruto or its characters. I don't even own the lyrics in this fic… Sadly…
ANYTHING YOU CAN DO, I CAN DO BETTER
NARUTO vs. SASUKE
SASUKE: Anything you can do, I can do better!
NARUTO: HA!
SASUKE: I can do anything better than you
NARUTO: No you can't
SASUKE: Yes I can
NARUTO: No you can't
SASUKE: Yes I can. Yes I can~
NARUTO: Anything you can be, I can be greater. Sooner or later I'm greater than you
SASUKE: No you're not
NARUTO: Yes I am
SASUKE: No you're not
NARUTO: Yes I am
SASUKE: No you're not
NARUTO: Yes I am. Yes I am~
NARUTO: I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge
SASUKE: I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
NARUTO: I can live on bread and cheese
SASUKE: And only on that?
NARUTO: Yes.
SASUKE: So can a rat.
NARUTO: Any note you can sing, I can sing higher
SASUKE: I can sing any note higher than you
NARUTO: No you can't
SASUKE: Yes I can
NARUTO: No you can't
SASUKE: Yes I can
NARUTO: No you can't
SASUKE: Yes I can
NARUTO: No you can't
SASUKE: Yes I... can~
NARUTO: How do you sing that high?
SASUKE: I'm a girl.
NARUTO: ...
NARUTO: Anything you can say, I can say softer
SASUKE: I can say anything softer than you
NARUTO: No you can't
SASUKE: Yes I can
NARUTO: No you cant
SASUKE: Yes I can
NARUTO: No you can't
SASUKE: Yes I can. YES I CAN! (shouting tone)
NARUTO: *covers ears*
NARUTO: I can drink a liquor faster than a flicker
SASUKE: I can drink it quicker, and get even sicker
NARUTO: I can open any safe
SASUKE: Without being caught?
NARUTO: You bet!
SASUKE: That's what I thought, you crook!
NARUTO: Any note you can hold, I can hold longer
SASUKE: I can hold any note longer than you
NARUTO: No you can't
SASUKE: Yes I can
NARUTO: No you can't
SASUKE: Yes I can
NARUTO: No you caaaaaaaaaaan't
SASUKE: Yes I caaaan. Yes IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII can. *panting*
NARUTO: Yes you can~ Where'd you keep all that air?
SASUKE: Urg *still panting*
NARUTO: Oh...
NARUTO: Anything you can say, I can say faster
SASUKE: *shakes head* I can say anything faster than you
NARUTO: No you can't
SASUKE: Yes I can
NARUTO: noyoucan't
SASUKE: yesican
NARUTO: noyoucan't
SASUKE: yesican
NARUTO: noyoucan't
SASUKE: yesican
NARUTO: noyoucan't
SASUKE: yesican
NARUTO: I can jump a hurdle
SASUKE: I can wear a girdle
NARUTO: I can knit a sweater
SASUKE: I can fill it better
NARUTO: I can do most anything
SASUKE: Can you bake a pie?
NARUTO: No *emo style*
SASUKE: Neither can I
NARUTO: Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter
SASUKE: I can say anything sweeter than you
NARUTO: No you can't~
SASUKE: Yes I ca~n
NARUTO: No you can't
SASUKE: Yes I~ can
NARUTO: No you can't~
SASUKE: Oh, Yes I can~
NARUTO: No you CAN'T, CAN'T, CAN'T
SASUKE: Yes I CAN, CAN, CAN
(duet)
NARUTO: NO...
SASUKE: YES...
NARUTO: YOU...
SASUKE: I...
NARUTO: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN'T!
SASUKE: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
That's done and done!
Sasuke: So… you think that you're better than me…
Naruto: I don't think I'm better than you… I KNOW I'M BETTER THAN YOU!
Sasuke: You don't have the Sharingan!
Naruto: You don't have the Kyuubi!
Sasuke: You could never summon a snake!
Naruto: You couldn't summon a frog!
Sasuke: You couldn't produce Chidori!
Naruto: You couldn't produce Rasengan!
*The list goes on and on…*
Here they go again… Who do you think is better? Sasuke or Naruto?
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