A/n: In tis storee skly finds gets a pencil. not a penis.
sly was walkin down the street bejing all deviois and shit.
"doo doo doo i am sly i am sly i am the deviousuert." sly said.
he saw something on the ground. it a pencil.
"wow a pensil." sly said he picked it up. it was yellow. like a school bus. only cool people liked school buses liked pencisl because they botj are yellow. it's true. they're both made out of the same shit too, that yellow bus be bumpin yo. i hear even obama likes school buses.
sly picked the pencil up.
he brought it back ot the hide out to show bently and murry.
"wow sly koolio pencilo." betly said.
"wow can i touch it?" murry said.
"no fuck you faggot retard ass meat pussy bitch." sly said. he stuck his tung out and gave murry the middle finger.
"hahaha fuck a dick murry." bently said.
"yeah yay." sly said.
"fuck you guys with a my fist." murry said. he put his fist and shook it around.
"stop jacking the air off murry you fag." sly said.
"hahaha yeah yay. hell yeah." betnly said.
"GAROOO!" murry said as he screemed.
"hey bently." sly said.
"yes my good friend sly cooper?" bently said.
"look pencil dick." sly said. he put the pencil like it was his dick haha. it was funny you had to be there. it was like he was waggling his penis but it wasn't really his furry gray penis is twas a pencil. but like a teeny wanger
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" bentky said. he was lauffing.
"stop makin funny of me."murryuy said. he was really mad so he statyted to lauff alzo.
sly put the pencil in front of murrys dick.
"hey bently... pencil dick." sly said.
bently laufed a lot. so much he peed the whole ground floor.
sly grabbedm urrys dick but not in a gay way its a funny way just keep reeding youll see.
"hey bendley... pencil dick." sly said. he shoved the pencil up murrys penis which was out. he was also hard so it really hurt him tp get dat pemci; om tjat/
"DURF!" murry said. he tried to get the pencil out his dick and tried to rip it out but ripprd his dick out and dyed
THE END