Owen Rated: PG By: Ari-chan

Notes and disclaimers: You've met Mr. Snuggles now meet… Owen! Who is he? You'll just have to read to find out won't you? I wrote this in math class, gee maybe that's * why* I'm failing… And don't forget to review.

Michiru, Haruka and all related characters belong to Naoko-sama, Owen belongs to me.

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It was late at night and the moon filtered into the large bedroom through bamboo blinds. Crickets serenaded those still awake. Haruka held Michiru loosely in her arms after their "nightly exercises" as Setsuna had once said to Hotaru after the girl questioned the nightly noises. Michiru played sleepily with the blonde's bangs.

"Michiru," Haruka husked.

"Hmmm…"

"You know Mr. Snuggles?"

"Hai?"

"Well, I was wondering… did you ever have a bear?"

"Kind of,"

Haruka sat up and pulled Michiru with her and leaned against the headboard. "What do you mean 'kind of'?"

Michiru moved out of Haruka's grasp and sat up pulling the blanket to cover her bare breasts. "Why do we have to discuss this now?" she asked.

"I just thought of it and now I won't be able to sleep with out knowing,"

"Sure you will," Michiru rolled and yanked the covers off Haruka leaving the tom boy with only goose bumps to cover herself.

"Hey!" Haruka pulled the sheets back over. "Michi, I was just wondering. Come on, what was his name? At least tell me that."

Michiru sighed. "Owen,"

Haruka tried not to laugh. "Owen?'

The sea senshi sat up and glared at Haruka who just sat with her eyes glued to her lovers chest. "Yes, his name was Owen and he was an octopus! Are you happy?"

"An octopus?" Haruka asked sheepishly.

"Yes, go to sleep now," Michiru lay back down.

"Wait, one more question. Where is he?"

A crimson hue crawled onto Michiru's cheeks and she thanked Neptune that it was dark so Haruka wouldn't be able to see.

"What am I wearing right now?"

"Um.. nothing?"

Michiru nodded. "And what do you wear underclothes that I don't have on right now?"

"Um, underwear?"

Michiru nodded again. "That's where he is,"

"In your underwear?" Haruka nearly screamed enraged that a small stuffed octopus should be in *her* lover's underwear and not her.

"Draw,"

"What?"

"Underwear darw," Michiru said sleepily.

"You mean he's an underwear octopus? And he's your underwear octopus?"

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Um, wow. That made very little sense and the sense it did make wasn't very clear. (that whole sentence made no sense ^^;) Anyway, I know it was beyond weird and if it wasn't funny I hope it was at least amusing and made you smile.

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"He's Milo my sock elf of course!" -Ari-chan ^^;