The Wonderful Wizard of Ed

Chapter 1

Author's Note: Hey! It's been a while. But here is a parody of the Wizard of Oz with Ed, Edd n Eddy. This first chapter will be a little short. But please enjoy. And make sure to review.

Today, in Kansas, it was very sepia toned. Little girl, Nazz, pranced around with her little yappy dog Toto. Apparently, she was running away from someone. But who?

"Toto! Did she, like, hurt you?" Nazz asked, examining her dog, "Sarah tried to, didn't she? Come on. I'd better tell Auntie M. and Uncle Rolf. What she did was totally un-cool."

Nazz ran all the way to the farm where she lived. As she was running she called to them. "Auntie M.! Look at what Sarah did to Toto!"

Auntie M. and Uncle Rolf were older versions of May and Rolf. They both had wrinkles all over their faces. May had the biggest buck teeth you had ever seen. And for some reason, Rolf had bright blue hair even he has never dyed his hair in his life. "Do not bother us, Go-Go-Nazz-Girl. We're busy."

"She hit him with some rake just because he ran through her garden!" Nazz explained. Just at that moment, Toto burped up a flower.

"What you got? A piano tied to your leg?" May demanded.

Then three men, Ed, Double, and Eddy, were there pushing a cart. "Ow! You cut my finger!" Double D cried.

"Who cares?" Eddy said. Double D grasped his finger.

"It might get infected! You pushed it right over my finger."

"Too bad it wasn't your head!" Eddy claimed. Ed laughed at his remark. Nazz ran up to them.

Double D crossed his arms, "Come on, Eddy! Have a heart!"

"Guys! Sarah tried to hit my dog with some rake! Just for running in her garden! Not cool!" Nazz exclaimed.

Ed shook his head and removed his hat, "Nazz, you ain't using your head about Sarah. I bet you don't even have any brains!"

"I do so have brains!" Nazz argued.

"Then why not use them for once? Don't go into Sarah's garden and then Toto won't get into anymore trouble! The equation is simple!" Ed ridiculed her. Nazz placed her hands on her hips and scoffed.

"You just won't listen, that's all."

Double D suggested, "How about this, next time you see her spit right in her eye! That is very unsanitary. So it will surely offend her!" Eddy patted Double D on that back and then placed a cigar in his mouth.

"Yeah! But you've gotta have courage, unlike Double Dweeb, to do that!"

Auntie M. grabbed Eddy by the ear and yelled at them, "What are you doing just standing here, when there's work to be done?"

"You better be nice to us, because one day, someone will make a statue outta me!" Eddy posed.

"Now's not the time, Eddy."

"Sorry but Nazz was the one who distracted us!" Ed shouted pointing at her.

"I did not—" Nazz was interrupted by Auntie M.

"Don't bother the workers next time, Nazz! Just go and find a place where you won't get into trouble." The four of them walked away, leaving Nazz alone. She muttered some inappropriate words to herself and sighed.

"And where might that be?" Nazz asked herself. "Does that sort of place even exist?"

Nazz shook her head, "It's just because of them. They would be better off if I wasn't here. Well, I'm totally sorry that I exist." Nazz looked up at the sky. "Maybe that place is somewhere over the rainbow…"

"Somewhere, over the rainbow,

Way up high…

There's a land that I've heard of,

Once in a lullaby."