Author's note: Ehehehe,,,it's high time I let this out.*cracks knuckles* random fic I've thought of, please flame me, cuz it sucked...
Summary: Every movie must have their bloopers. Even tekken itself
*_* action
Info: Fic is written in dialog form.
First trailer of tekken blood vengeance...
(Evening_ Shin Kamiya's house_)
Xiaoyu:*snucks into the apartment, looking around with her flashlight, founded some photos of Shin Kamiya* Oh my gawd, he is so hawt.
*Lights turned on suddenly*
Xiaoyu: *looks at Shin*
Shin: *looks at Xiaoyu, weirdly*...how the hell did you get into my house?
Xiaoyu: Er...*points* Look! There's a ps3 ontop of your desk!
Shin: *distracted* where!
Xiaoyu: *jumps out of the window* (_inserts James Bond music_)
Panda: *waiting outside*
Xiaoyu: *aims for panda and misses*...oooow...*landed on the road*
(Afternoon_Ontop of the school building)
Random student: Aaaaaargh! Someone's going to commit suicide!
Shin: *ontop of the building* I believe I can fly~! *jumps down*
Xiaoyu: Ooooh, he's so cool. *takes out camera and takes a snapshot*
(Night_ In Mishima Zaibatsu's office_)
Nina: Relax, it's not like we've lost the whole thing.
Jin:...*daydreaming*
Nina:...Jin, are you even listening?
Jin:...Oh, wait, what did you just say?
Nina:...*facepalm*
(Morning_In G-corps office)
Director Mokujin: Aaaand action!
Kazuya: *turns chair around and ends up hitting the mike* Oof!
Director Mokujin: Cut! CUT! *glares at Lili* Next time put the mic higher!
Lili: *rolls eyes* Whatever, I am not suited for this job. *flips hair*
(Night_Somewhere under the city bridge_)
Anna: *low kicks*
Nina:*Flips back with hand holding her form* I can't...hold on anymore...*fells on Anna*
Anna: Aaaargh! My leg!
(Night_Somehwere inside a broken building_)
Jin: I'm reporting you for child abuse.
Kazuya: You're a huge waste of my sperm!
(Night_Somewhere inside a broken buliding_2)
Asuka: *adjusts string on Jin's waist*
Dirtector Mokujin: Aaaaction!
Kazuya: *stands there like an idiot and wait for his son ,come flying to kick him in the face*
Asuka: *adjusts*
Jin: *came flying fast with a kick* Hiyaaaaa!
Asuka: *something went wrong*
Jin: *looses balances*No! NOOOOO!
Kazuya:*both smashes each other and lands on a pile of wood on the floor*
Director Mokujin:...we might need the ambulance...
Second TBV trailer
(Xioayu and Alisa checking some book)
Xiaoyu: Hey Alisa, check out this guy, doesn't he look like someone?
Alisa:...*faints at the half nude picture of Lars*
(Night_in the zibatsu's office_)
Jin: If a war can be started just by a mere father and son quarrel, "so" be it.
Nina:...did you purposely make that smooching move on your lips?
Jin: *wink*
Nina: Stop it.= =
(Night_inside a car)
Anna: *comes out from the car, trying to look sexy* Ooh, am I not fabulous looking?
Nina: *rolls eyes and sticks a foot out*
Anna: *trips and falls*
Nina: Ahahahaha!
(somewhere inside a building)
Alisa: *chainsaaaaws* You stole Lars from meh!
Xioayu: No,no,no! You got the wrong idea!*dodges*
(About to take off)
Alisa: *about to take off while carrying Xiaoyu, bridal style*
Xiaoyu: Nuuuuh! I'm afraid of heights!
Alisa: = =
(Terminator mode Alisa)
(Jumps out from the building)
Xiaoyu: *carrying Alisa* Alisa...I can't..move anymore...I'm..about to cum.
THE END