Disclaimer: I don't want to say it…

Heero: Say it or Omae o Koruso

SGFantasy: :gulp: Idon'townneitherSorGWnowleavemealone!

Quatra: You didn't need to be mean Heero

Duo: Yeah, Q-man is right Hee-man

Heero: Omae O Koruso Duo

Duo: AHHHHHH!

Wufei: Weaklings…

Duo: WUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAANNNNN!

Wufei: INJUSTICE! I'LL SLICE YOU IN HALF MAXWELL!

Trowa: …On With the Story



"Where am I?" a certain odango atama asked herself as she walked through what seemed like a door. All around was white and…bunny covered walls?

"Who are you and who do you work for?" a monotone voice snapped as she stopped at seeing she was at gun point.

"I-I-I" Usagi stuttered as the boy with unruly brown hair and Prussian blue eyes pointed his pistol at her. She trained her eyes to look elsewhere when she say 4 more boys in the room, all staring curiously, well except two. One was indifferent and one was muttering about weak onnas and weak Maxwells (come on people! You know who!).

"Hey! Put that gun down! You can poke an eye out!" a femine voice shouted out. Everyone in the room looked in surprise to see 4 more girls at the doorway.

"Omae O Koruso…"the boy threatedned before he was interrupted by the braided one.

"Oi! Babes! This is Definitely a dream!" Duo drooled, unaware of the glares he was getting.

"Hey, Cute Guys Girls! Must not drool…" The blonde girl with the bow said dazedly, also unaware of two glares she was receiving.

"MINAKO! This isn't the time or place!" Rei shouted at her friend…who was currently flirting with Duo and Quatra.

"I'm afraid Rei's right Minako, we don't know where we are…and Mako you're drooling on me!" Ami shouted as Makoto wiped off the drool, blushing.

"They look like my old boyfriends…" Mokoto said before she was interrupted by a safety coming off and a monotone voice.

"I'll ask just one more time…Who are you and who do you work for?" Heero asked, pointing the gun at the odangoed one…

And that's the First Chapter! Hope you enjoyed!

Wufei: Weak onna can't even finish a story in a one-shot…

ME: Shut up Wuffie the Wuman.

Wufei: INJUSTICE!

Duo (laughing): Shut-up Justice boy!

Wufei: You braid shall be your demise now Maxwell!

Duo: EEP!

(Duo runs as Wufei chases him)

Me: Review Reader!