Hi there! Wow. This is my first time writing a fanfiction. It feels a little weird...
I usually write skits for my youtube channel which never end up getting filmed because my friends are always busy with thing like working or throwing parties that they'd forget to invite me to.
Anyways since I've been having a bit of a writers block, I thought I'd try writing this.
I'm MOST LIKELY going to continue writing this one. I DO have a plot in mind so... yeah.

Here goes nothing!

"In order to help with my karmic levels," Country explained to the confessional cameras. "I've decided to help restore peace in the office using the old American technique of distractions. Christmas is around the corner and I thought, 'Now Country, what's more american than Christmas?' So I called up Idol and she is coming back for a bit to help get us into the holiday spirit... "

"Things aren't going so well with the reality show," Idol said with a saddened face. "So I am placing some mistletoe right above the entrance."

She shows the mistletoe the camera. The mistletoe tied up with a red ribbon. Idol looks saddened. "I will kiss any frog if there is even the SLIGHTEST chance that it's a prince in disguise... And I kind of need this. Who cares if I need to deck the halls a little?"

"She's also here to help with the decorations," Country explained further. "Seriously! Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to hang decorations with 2 broken arms, 2 broken legs, and a sprained jaw?"

Idol pops out of the corner singing, "AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREEE!"

~-Play intro-~

Idol and Country sit at the front desk, waiting for the rest to arrive.

"Where is everyone?" Idol complained.

"Yeah," Country agreed. "I thought that Intern 2 gets here at 5am or something..."

Nerdcore walks through the door.

"Idol?" Nerdcore was surprised to see her. "What are you doing here?"

"Celebrating Christmas stupid!" Idol shouted. "Now kiss me!"

"What?! Why?"

"You've been mistletoed!" Shouts Country.

Before Nerdcore could say anything else, Idol leapt onto him giving him a big kiss. She pulls away.

"But it's not even Thanksgiving yet..." said Nerdcore.

"Seriously?" Idol shouts offended, "I just kissed you and you're still questioning why I'm here?"

"Not that I'm not happy to see you-"

"Save it," Idol says putting her hand in front of his face. "I'm already over you."

"... Okay then..." Nerdcore walks over to his desk confusedly. "Oh! Country! In case you were waiting on him, Intern 2 is going to be late today."

"Why?"

"... I'm not allowed to say anything."

A half an hour later, Metal was the next to walk through the door.

"Idol?"

"MERRY CHRISTMAS!" Idol runs up and kisses him before he can get a sentence out.

"Ummm... Idol?" Metal said nervously. "I'm not sure whats going on, but... I'm really not interested in you..."

Feeling offended, Idol slaps him in the face.

"Leave my presence now!" She shouts angrily. Metal shrugs and walks away.

A few seconds later, Intern 2 burst through the doorway.

"I'm so sorry I'm late everyone!" He said out of breath. "Goodness! Today is NOT my day! First my alarm clock was disconnected, then all my flow chart material was somehow put in the garbage last night and this morning was garbage day. I had to chase them down and get it all back before- "

He was cut off by Idols lips, but Idol quickly pulled away.

"OMG! YOUTASTELIKEBOLOGNAANDGARBAGE!"

Idol gagged a bit.

"Idol? What are you doing here?"

"Feeling glad you rejected me the first time."

"Why did you kiss me?"

"MISTLETOED!" shouted Country with a broad and proud smile on her face.

"What?"

"Idol and I decided to decorate for the holidays..." She tried to point at the mistletoe above the doorway but was struggling with her cast. Idol notices the struggle and helps her lift her cast. Intern 2 looks above and notices the mistletoe. "Thanks cuz!"

"I thought you study all religions." Intern 2 asked.

"I do," Country said. "But the only winter holidays Idol knows are Christmas and New Years Eve, and if I try to teach her anything about other traditions she get's confused and... Well, lets just say she put my menorah on top of the Christmas tree earlier."

"It was shiny like a Christmas tree star!" Idol defended.

"But even you know that the original tradition of mistletoe is to show each other a sign of peace," Intern 2 rebutted.

"Well yeah," Country agreed. "But Christmas was also originally used to celebrate Jesus's birthday, and now it's used as an excuse to buy stuff for cheap and spending your time avoiding your parents so you don't have to answer the question, 'Why are you still single Carrie?'. My point is that mistletoe was a symbol of peace but now it's tradition to kiss."

"But it's not even December yet!"

"Shut up Intern 2 and enjoy the holiday spirit!" Idol shouted in annoyance.

"She's right intern 2!" Country realized. "This is a chance for you to improve yourself! You should kiss the next girl that walks through that door!"

"What?! Why?"

"I think it'll help you be less of a stick in the mud."

"I'm no stick in the mud! Look!" He lifted up his pant leg to show off his socks, "I'm wearing argyle today, and it's the middle of the week."

Country raised her eyebrows. "You think just because you wear socks with a special pattern on them, you've become a bad boy?"

"On a weekday!" He corrected.

"... You're breaking my heart Intern 2," said Country."Have you ever even kissed someone before?"

"Sure I have!"

"Besides me and Metal."

"Yeah, besides her and-" Country paused mid sentence and looks at Idol. "...Metal?"

"Long story." Idol said.

"Does my aunt Beverly count?"

"No. " the Identical cousins replied.

"I'm not surprised that I haven't been kissed before," Intern 2 told the confessional. "I'm a bit sad that my first kiss was with Metal... Even Sadder that my first kiss with a girl was with Idol... But hey, my heart belonged to flowcharts. You cant kiss a flowchart. I mean, you can but it doesn't really count because a flow chart cant kiss you back."

Intern 2 knew he hadn't kissed a girl before, but he came to a realization. As he dug through all his old memories but couldn't find a single memory of being interested in anyone romantically. (Other than the Applebee's lady who, to be completely honest, doesn't seem to be interested.) This really depressed him.

"Omg. Does this mean I was Intern 2's first kiss?! I mean, with a girl?" Idol shrieked in glee. "You should feel honoured!"said Idol as she pat him on the back.

"Just prove us wrong Intern 2!" Country said with a smile, "Be a bad boy for once and kiss the next girl who walks through the door."

"I can't! I may be a bad boy, but I'm no dare-devil!"

"Oh my gosh! Just do it Intern 2!" Said with much frustration.

Intern 2 let out a sigh. "Fine..."

Just as he said that, Scene walks through the door.

"Heey guuuuuuuuuuys! Whats new?" Scene greeted as she was about to pass through the doorway.

Intern 2 shut his eyes turned around and kissed her. The cousins gasp.

"Way to go Intern 2!" Country said with a whoop of encouragement.

Intern 2 pulled away and took a step back. He looks at Country and Idol.

"See? I can be a bad boy!"

He looks back at Scene. She starts to get teary.

"Scene?" Scene started to cry hysterically. Intern 2 was about to check if she was okay but as soon as he put his hand on her shoulder, she ran off to the bathroom. The office looked at Intern 2. There was an awkward silence. Idol was the first to speak.

"I told you you have bologna breath."

I hope you guy's liked it, I tried to stay as true to the character's personalities and the style of the show. I will post a few more parts to this.

Let me know if I accomplished that in the reviews please!

:)