The Cullen Clan - Twilight Drabble
Rating: K
Summary: A twist on the Brady Bunch theme song: The Cullen Clan!
Special thanks: This idea actually started due to some banter between Effulgent_Pomme (the amazing author of "Not Like This" on Twilighted) and myself. Due to my need to take a break from my exchange fic (Kyra4, my girl, knows what I'm talking about), we threw this together.
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The Cullen Clan
(Set to the theme of The Brady Bunch)
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"Here's the story
Of the lovely Esme,
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls.
All of them were into groomin,'
Especially Alice;
The youngest one was human
"Here's the story
Of a doc named Carlisle,
Who was busy with three boys of his own.
They were four vamps.
Living all together;
Yet they were all alone
"Til the one-day when son Edward saved daughter Bella
And they knew it was much more than the van,
That this group should somehow form a family:
That's the way they all became the Cullen Clan.
"The Cullen Clan,
The Cullen Clan.
"That's the way they became the Cullen Clan."
The Cullen Clan is the work of fanfiction. The characters belong to Stephenie Meyer, but the featured story is mine.